Earlier in this thread you COMMANDED me to delete my account, in capital letters, no less. The very nerve! Your arrogance, presumption, and lack of manners are beyond the pale.
THAT, my friend was parody, quoting Hilary Clinton's direct response to one of Donald Trump's recent Tweets, caps and all. It was a major story in the news, and was, by far, her most retweeted post. Perhaps we now understand your problem, you may simply have no ear for parody, which is what this thread is all about.
I would never actually want you to delete your account, much of what you say is simply too amusing.
CZJ at opening night party for A Little Night Music, Dec 13, 2009.