To me, the smooth Luther Vandross stylings of the men's songs seemed rather contrived and bland. And the lyrics of When I Find My Baby and Lady in the Long Black Dress came off as tasteless and tacky. I remember the reprise of When I Find My Baby being the low point in the show. It was a clock-watching moment that was met with utter silence from the audience.
Lady in the Long Black Dress was just pointless all around. I get what they were going for. It was sort of a goofy bad-guy comedic number not unlike Brush Up Your Shakespeare, but unlike its predecessor, it attempted to move the plot forward as they discuss their plans for infiltrating the convent. But the song is more desperate than funny and they inexplicably go in an entirely different direction. Why not a fun number that has to do with the plan they ultimately use? An upbeat number where they try to think like nuns could be funny. A soul number where they discuss seducing nuns is just sort of gross and the punchline is delivered from the beginning, leaving the audience with nothing clever to be revealed for the entirety of the song.
I Could Be That Guy isn't terrible and the clever use of quick costume changes beefed up the staging, but the concocted relationship seems like it was tacked on at the last minute to add the required romantic subplot of musical comedy, never developes, and ultimately abandoned. By the end of the show, the number can only be looked back upon for its costuming. It contributes nothing else to the show.
Honestly, we saw Legally Blonde the night before with Sheridan Smith (which we really enjoyed and found better than the Broadway production) and compared to Sister Act, Legally Blonde looked like a masterpiece of musical comedy. While we constantly felt joyous surprise in a musical we had already seen (Legally Blonde), we were simply bored with Sister Act. The herculean effort to pull it off is evident on stage, but the material fails it. The numbers for the nuns were the only elements of the show that kept us from walking out.
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
Updated On: 10/8/10 at 01:17 PM