you have to understand that sarcasm can only really be used effectively when you're 'in person', not in typed text.
that is, i assume that you're joking muscle23ftl?
PLEASE tell me you are joking...
"...But Kungurtseva reels off multiple fouettes and the tape is stopped so she can take a bow. The Jester, an abomination introduced to Swan Lake in Soviet times, extorts applause from the audience. The cuts don't help the storytelling, the production is bare bones and they go for the '50s-style happy ending.
The audience cheers like mad at the end. It's the Russian ballet, after all..."