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Show tunes or lines that describe the election
#25Show tunes or lines that describe the election
Posted: 11/2/16 at 9:27pm
From Legally Blonde from the the perspective of the Greek Chorus talking to Hillary
"Honey whatcha cryin at?
You're not losing [the presidency] to that
Both [his] hair and shoes are flat
Why is [he] so rude?"
#26Show tunes or lines that describe the election
Posted: 11/2/16 at 9:43pm
From FOLLIES:
"There is no hope"
Keeping BroadwayWorld Illustrated
jayclay
Understudy Joined: 9/11/08
#27Show tunes or lines that describe the election
Posted: 11/2/16 at 11:49pm
The opening of Assassins - Hail to the Chief played like a Carnival/Circus tune.
#28Show tunes or lines that describe the election
Posted: 11/3/16 at 2:53am
If the orange lizard wins, my motto will be, "Stop the World, I Want to Get Off!" (It's a show title, but I don't know if it's also a song).
From Evita, "And the money kept rolling in."
Not a Broadway song, but "You're so Vain," seems to apply here.
If it's the orange lizard, "Master of the house, he's a worthless twit, comforter, philosopher, and lifelong ****, etc. etc."
Audrey, the Phantom Phanatic, who nonetheless would rather be Jean Valjean, who knew how to make lemonade out of lemons.
#29Show tunes or lines that describe the election
Posted: 11/3/16 at 10:11am
"Great! F***!" ~Rent~
"President [name of your least favorite candidate]. Good luck." ~Hamilton~
"I have maggots in my scrotum!"
#30Show tunes or lines that describe the election
Posted: 11/3/16 at 1:50pm
Watching everything going down this week, I keep singing, over and over and over in my head:
"Why don't you just shoot me in the head, cuz you know I'd be better off dead!" from BLOODY BLOODY ANDREW JACKSON. I don't bother finishing the line. I just repeat that one sentence...
"I shall stay until the wind changes."
#31Show tunes or lines that describe the election
Posted: 11/3/16 at 2:07pm
Because this all just seems like the new unfiltered reality in politics and how elections will run...
"Got my eyes though they don't see as far now
They see more 'bout how things really are now"
I'm Here The Color Purple
And for either of your least favorite candidate
Celie: "You a low down dirty dog, that's what's wrong"
#32Show tunes or lines that describe the election
Posted: 11/3/16 at 2:23pm
Do something special
Anything special
And you'll get better because...
You're more than just a mimic
When you gotta gimmick
Take a look how different we are!
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
#33Show tunes or lines that describe the election
Posted: 11/3/16 at 3:25pm
Yet still I am content and I am not the least bit mad...
No, I'm not here to harm you; I only want to KILL!
You shall have your monster- I shall drink my fill!
At last I am embracing my bloody destiny!
Dear mom and dad, this face will be
The last thing that you ever see!
Revenge will be a home for me
For me
For me
For ME!
Apology to a Cow - Batboy the Musical
Take your pick who you assign it to.
Art has a double face, of expression and illusion.
mahnuma
Swing Joined: 4/26/16
#34Show tunes or lines that describe the election
Posted: 11/3/16 at 3:32pm
"We know it's lose-lose/But if you had to choose--" from Hamilton's "The Election of 1800" of course, heehee.
#35Show tunes or lines that describe the election
Posted: 11/3/16 at 3:40pm
"I'm in love with a wonderful guy!" - A Wonderful Guy, South Pacific
#36Show tunes or lines that describe the election
Posted: 11/4/16 at 9:43am
Queen Latifah in Hairspray:
http://puccinischronicles.wordpress.com
GhostXmasPast
Understudy Joined: 11/4/16
#37Show tunes or lines that describe the election
Posted: 11/4/16 at 8:03pm
"Sidestep" from Best Little Whorehouse. Make it a duet.
Stage Door Sally
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/4/09
#38Show tunes or lines that describe the election
Posted: 11/4/16 at 9:19pm
Rock Island
Ya can talk, ya can bicker, ya can talk, ya can bicker, ya can talk, talk, talk, talk, bicker, bicker, bicker, ya can talk all ya wanna, but it's different then it was.
Never worries ‘bout his line?
Never worries ‘bout his line. Or a doggone thing. He's just a bang beat, bell ringing, Big haul, great go, neck or nothin', rip roarin' every time a bull's eye salesman.
Tell us what’s his line, what's his line?
He's a fake, and he doesn't know the territory!
Look, what do ya talk?
What do ya talk?
What do ya talk?
What do ya talk?
Don't know how he does it but he lives like a king and he dallies and he gathers and he plucks and he shines...
And when the man dances, certainly boys, what else? The piper pays him!
Yes sir, yes sir, yes sir, yes sir.
When the man dances, certainly boys, what else? The piper pays him!
Yessssir, Yessssir.
But he doesn't know the territory!
#39Show tunes or lines that describe the election
Posted: 11/4/16 at 9:54pm
"I laugh, because I will cry if I don't." ~Hedwig~
"I have maggots in my scrotum!"
#40Show tunes or lines that describe the election
Posted: 11/4/16 at 10:02pm
Class from CHICAGO . . . pretty much my assessment of all politics, not just this current election.
Whatever happened to fair dealing,
And pure ethics,
And nice manners?
Why is it everyone now is a pain in the Ass?
Whatever happened to class?
henrikegerman
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/29/05
#41Show tunes or lines that describe the election
Posted: 11/5/16 at 11:18am
With time rushing by, what would you do?
With the clock running down, what would you do?
Fan123
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/30/08
#42Show tunes or lines that describe the election
Posted: 11/5/16 at 6:14pm
Re a H Clinton presidency: "Don't be afraid it won't be perfect. The only thing to be afraid of really is that it won't be."
Re those eligible to vote: "History has its eyes on you."
#43Show tunes or lines that describe the election
Posted: 11/7/16 at 4:50pm
"Stay alive until this horror show has passed." ~Hamilton~
"Just breathe." ~In The Heights~
Encouraging people to vote: "This is where we take a stand." ~Falsettos~
"I have maggots in my scrotum!"
another sloe eyed vamp
Stand-by Joined: 8/18/04
#44Show tunes or lines that describe the election
Posted: 11/8/16 at 7:59am
I woke up with "It's Today" from Mame in my head, and have a feeling it's going to be stuck there all day.
Stand-by Joined: 12/31/69
#45Show tunes or lines that describe the election
Posted: 11/8/16 at 8:25am
One Night Only- DREAMGIRLS
rattleNwoolypenguin
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/11/11
#46Show tunes or lines that describe the election
Posted: 11/8/16 at 9:59am
ANITA'S GONNA GET HER KICKS TONIIIIIIGHT!
Brian07663NJ
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/21/06
#47Show tunes or lines that describe the election
Posted: 11/8/16 at 10:01am
"Carousel" from Jacques Brel is Alive and Well and Living in Paris
#48Show tunes or lines that describe the election
Posted: 11/8/16 at 12:56pm
"The history books will clean it up" –1776
Tom McGovern Jr
saxpower
Featured Actor Joined: 9/14/16
#49Show tunes or lines that describe the election
Posted: 11/8/16 at 5:36pm
Oh what a Circus, oh what a Show- Evita
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