JUST GOT BACK FROM THE MOVIE TONIGHT
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In a word: Crap-pening
The worst writing and directing Sham-a-lot has ever done. I'm a huge fan of Sixth Sense, The Village and Signs but this was just a disaster.
Wahlberg is adorable eye-candy but delivers his lines like a chorus boy (I've nothing against chorus boys! just metaphor). Zooey is clueless and loopy, as one publication put it.
Premise: Good Idea. Semi-feasible. Mother Nature (plants) adapts to fight off "threat" (Man) with deadly airborne toxin
Deliver of Premise: Like a solar-powered flashlight, just didn't work
You don't care about Leguizamo. You don't care about anyone, really. There's no chemistry, no humanity. Betty Buckley is f*ckin' insane (surprise?) Victoria Clark is SO great to see on a large-screen but not in this show (*SPOLIER* and not to die the way she did... people were laughing)
It's just.... GRAWwwRLll!! I didn't want to NOT like it so much. It's just funny. Not even disappointing. Like watching a 6th grade in-class student-made video on why Global Warming is scary... and having to be the "proud" mother watching her kids' work (but secretly gritting her teeth)
There were SOME good parts. Specifically, the construction-site scene in the beginning. The lawn-mower shot in the second-half. Betty Buckley at the dinner table.
But laughably not scary, not thrilling. AND THE WRITING AND DIALOGUE ARE JUST ATROCIOUS! Nobody speaks like that! Seriously, M.Night Shammylots, you can make scary ideas, dude, but pass the pencil to someone else!!!
Updated On: 6/14/08 at 01:11 AM