The Anthem is the worst show I have ever seen.
The Anthem is the worst show I have ever seen.
The Anthem is the worst show I have ever seen.#1
Posted: 6/2/14 at 9:39pm
After taking the theatrical ecstasy that was Lady Day and Hedwig on Saturday, I had to suffer through the suicide Tuesday that was The Anthem at the Lynn Redgrave Theatre.
It is the first show I have ever left at intermission. Ever.
It is devoid of redeemable qualities.
The attractive performers, god bless them, all have the dead eyes of the bartenders at Flaming Saddles as they go through their mandated dance routines.
It offers such lyrics as "the Temple of Mating / is for fornicating."
This has something to offend everyone's sensibilities.
The Anthem is the worst show I have ever seen.#2
Posted: 6/3/14 at 1:15amRandy Jones is a good friend of ours so we may have to go sit through this.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/4/07
The Anthem is the worst show I have ever seen.#2
Posted: 6/3/14 at 4:30am
Gee, if he (?) sees that post, he probably won't WANT you to go.
Kad....what a fabulous Saturday you must have had!
The Anthem is the worst show I have ever seen.#3
Posted: 6/3/14 at 7:57am
Randy Jones is very much a he - he's the original cowboy from the Village People. Because of course he's in this.
And yes, Saturday was incredible and Audra and NPH provided two of the best performances I have ever seen.
The Anthem is the worst show I have ever seen.#4
Posted: 6/3/14 at 8:06am
Your misery has kind of made my morning, Kad.
Broadway Star Joined: 12/7/05
The Anthem#5
Posted: 6/3/14 at 9:27amI really enjoyed this show a lot (as someone who enjoys sci-fi). Randy Jones from the Village People stars in it, along with a whole mix of other Broadway stars. There are aerialists climbing to the ceiling and swinging from ropes, catchy disco tunes, a disco ball, and performers who have strong powerful Broadway voices. And of course an interesting sci-fi plot by Ayn Rand as well. The sight gag later in Act II involving Randy Jones' entrance and a lyric from a Miley Cyrus song had me cracking up hysterically. The cast was very friendly and everyone stayed afterward in the lobby to chat. Don't just believe me - the show got a rave in the NY Times too (http://www.nytimes.com/2014/05/30/theater/a-spoofy-spin-on-ayn-rands-anthem.html). It runs 2 hours 30 minutes including the intermission.
The Anthem#6
Posted: 6/3/14 at 5:47pm
So I'm going to go right ahead and guess he makes an entrance on a wrecking ball.
I like Randy, he's good people.
I certainly hope Liza's Headband will report back on the ecstasy of finally seeing an Ayn Rand musical.
The Anthem#7
Posted: 6/3/14 at 5:51pm
It looks like a wheel-less Starlight Express. In other words, the perfect embodiment of Ayn Rand!
The Anthem#8
Posted: 6/3/14 at 6:46pm
It's Xanadu and Starmites' ugly stepchild.
And sadly, Randy does not make an entrance on a wrecking ball.
The Anthem#9
Posted: 6/3/14 at 7:03pm
Dang. I kinda want a modified version of his outfit.
I wonder if Ayn Rand would consider him a maker or a taker?
The Anthem#10
Posted: 6/3/14 at 8:29pmThat's kind of a personal question, isn't it?
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The Anthem#11
Posted: 6/3/14 at 8:37pm
A decent writeup--plus Randy Jones says why he wanted to do the show.
http://www.out.com/entertainment/michael-musto/2014/06/02/12-hottest-hollywood-hunks-all-time?page=0,1
Broadway Star Joined: 1/28/04
The Anthem#12
Posted: 6/3/14 at 8:39pmFollowed in the same column with Katie Finneran talking (in her act) about preparing for "Getting Married Today".
The Anthem#13
Posted: 6/3/14 at 9:17pmI also saw this. It's hilariously awful and misguided. Knowing they had a decent thing with the aerial work, the director managed to insert an absurd number of numbers with people hanging onto anything they could find. See it just to answer the question: what's left that they can dangle off of?
The Anthem#14
Posted: 6/3/14 at 9:36pm
It's really true. They kept doing the aerial thing over and over- disconnected from anything that was going on. The applause was, uh, tepid.
The aerialist guy was nice to look at.
The Anthem#15
Posted: 6/3/14 at 9:44pmA friend (whose judgement I trust) said "this show aims for mediocrity, but falls far short of the mark."
The Anthem#16
Posted: 6/3/14 at 9:51pm
The composer's note in the program begins with this sentence:
"The Anthem is a fabulous show that is exciting, fun, beautiful, and entertaining."
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/9/04
The Anthem#17
Posted: 6/3/14 at 10:00pmStarmites was all I could think of the entire time. And how wonderful a dash of Sharon McNight would've been.
The Anthem#18
Posted: 6/23/14 at 3:34pm
So apparently this production abrubtly closed yesterday. I'd have to assume it was something more than "scheduling conflicts."
Anthem Closing
The Anthem#19
Posted: 6/23/14 at 3:42pmClose call, I only saw Jason Gotay was in this in the closing notice. Had I saw he was in it earlier, I might have attended...
The Anthem#20
Posted: 6/23/14 at 3:43pmWhat in the hell was Jenna Leigh Green doing in this show?
The Anthem#21
Posted: 6/23/14 at 3:46pm
I'm truly sorry I didn't see this thread until today because the original post would have totally cured my post-birthday hangover!
'The attractive performers, god bless them, all have the dead eyes of the bartenders at Flaming Saddles as they go through their mandated dance routines' may be the most wonderful sentence ever constructed 'round these here parts.
The Anthem#22
Posted: 6/23/14 at 3:52pmI totally would have seen this but I guess they were too good to paper.
The Anthem#23
Posted: 6/23/14 at 3:56pm
I can't believe they didn't paper. The house was MAYBE a quarter full when I saw it, and from what I've heard that was the norm.
And Robbie- why, thank you!
Broadway Star Joined: 12/23/12
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