He just needs to be maimed or something. And I'm sorry if I offended anybody, but I just have this passionate hatred against him. All of my friends love PHANTOM and CATS, and if I have to listen to those cast recordings one more time, I'm going to shoot myself. Let's just hope he never gets around to wanting to invest the time it takes to write another musical.
"Watching Evita the other night I realised that where he (lyricist Sir Tim Rice) and I were headed - Evita dies and the last 25 minutes are extremely bleak - was such a different direction to where musicals have landed today."
Okay... um... so what? I don't think I fully understand what he's trying to say here. If every musical ended like that, he would be complaining about how all of these shows are too dull or something like that. I mean... personally, I like the darker endings such as that, but is it such a bad thing that most musicals today are a tad bit happier?
"Can you name me an interesting new one? The feel-good factor seems to be the main thing."
Well, if the only shows he finds interesting are those that are bleak and depressing, then no, I can't name him an interesting new one. But, you know, AVENUE Q just opened on the West End, and Trevor Nunn's reworked PORGY AND BESS is coming soon, as is THE LAST FIVE YEARS. AVENUE Q is innovative, PORGY AND BESS is a landmark show, and one of the greatest ever written, and THE LAST FIVE YEARS presents a new way of storytelling, so I think there are some interesting shows opening, but obviously Webber disagrees.
What was the point of that article, anyway?
"I believe that art does not exist only to entertain, but also to challenge one to think, to provoke, even to disturb, to engage in a constant search for the truth."
- Barbra Streisand