Oh, I SAW SHOGUN. They wouldn't close it even though no one was coming, so they were giving away free tickets for center orchestra. I could have gone every night for a month, and the show would have been different every night. And always terrible.
"You pile up enough tomorrows, and you'll find you are left with nothing but a lot of empty yesterdays. I don't know about you, but I'd like to make today worth remembering." --Harold Hill from The Music Man
Butters, go buy World of Warcraft, install it on your computer, and join the online sensation before we all murder you.
--Cartman: South Park
ATTENTION FANS: I will be played by James Barbour in the upcoming musical, "BroadwayWorld: The Musical."