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#1

Theater quotes you must continue when you hear in everyday life

What theater quotes/songs, when you hear them used (unintentionally) by others in everyday life, are you compelled to continue?

When someone says "It's hot in (up) here," I have to reply, "it's hot and it's monotonous!" I always get a quizzical look.

And whenever someone says that something is a [downright] "shame," I have to respond "Shame?"
#3

Theater quotes you must continue when you hear in everyday life

"What's the time? It's gotta be close to midnight" - Rent

and "what time is it? Must be close to four" - Spring Awakening

apparently no one around me ever wears a watch.
"I've never encountered such religiously, you know, loyal fans as Broadway musical theater fans. It's amazing." --Allison Janney
#6

Theater quotes you must continue when you hear in everyday life

"[Mormonism]/[Scientology]/[Jehovah's Witnesses] is not a cult."

"Any religion that's not at least 2000 years old is a cult. And I know people who would call THAT generous."
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Wanting life but never knowing how
#7

Theater quotes you must continue when you hear in everyday life

I have responded to this question before, I call it a "disease," and I have to do this to all show tune partial phrases that I heard. I go into a sorta trance until the lyric races through my brain, I realize why I know it, and then I complete the phrase.

The worst, and most continuous was when I worked in a restaurant with a manger named Mark, and every time a server needed him they would run back in the server alley and yell, "Mark, Mark..."
And I'd have to say, "I'm Mark."
#8

Theater quotes you must continue when you hear in everyday life

This is a great thread.

Almost any common expression that begins a memorable musical theater line triggers me.

Definitely "it's hot/and it's monotonous" Tony! I find myself doing that all the time and having to stop myself when I know I won't be understood.

Also "there are worse things/then staring at the water on a Sunday"

"where you going?/Barcelona"

"is anybody there?/does anybody care?"

"I am so sorry/about last night it was a nightmare in every way but together you and I will laugh at last night someday"

"You've changed/You're daring, there's something about the woods."

"What was that?/was that me? was that him? did a prince really kiss me?....."

"Soon it's gonna rain/I can feel it...."








#12

Theater quotes you must continue when you hear in everyday life

"Hey"

"I've missed you these days, I thought you might call. It's been weeks"


For those who thought NEXT TO NORMAL wouldn't have a life outside Broadway, well it's now playing in 4 cities, 9 different countries and has been translated into 6 languages.
#14

Theater quotes you must continue when you hear in everyday life

When we were studying Nubia back in one of my high school classes, I always quoted "The Gods Love Nubia."

I also had to recently grade an exam that asked about the American Dream, so I kept singing "Fresh, as a new millionaire..." etc


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Theater quotes you must continue when you hear in everyday life

of course I have a few from A Chorus Line. Anytime it's been a long day at work I'll say "Can we smoke?? Can the adults please smoke??" yet I don't smoke. Or if the lights are too bright I'll say "that light, do you have anything softer?".

And then there's my frequent one when people say "Hello" and I'll respond with "Hello, Dolly!".
A Chorus Line revival played its final Broadway performance on August 17, 2008. The tour played its final performance on August 21, 2011. A new non-equity tour started in October 2012 played its final performance on March 23, 2013. Another non-equity tour launched on January 20, 2018. The tour ended its US run in Kansas City and then toured throughout Japan August & September 2018.
#24

Theater quotes you must continue when you hear in everyday life

Whenever someone is referred to as being quite tall, of course I immediately think "tall enough to be your mother."

I try very hard not to verbalize this as in most cases I don't want to seem more deranged than I already no doubt appear.

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Theater quotes you must continue when you hear in everyday life

The Jesus Christ/Superstar one is probably the one I do most often.

There's also a commercial that I see sometimes on TV that starts off with "I never asked for this." and I always finish it in my head with "Or planned it in advance."

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