The Jesus Christ/Superstar one is probably the one I do most often.
There's also a commercial that I see sometimes on TV that starts off with "I never asked for this." and I always finish it in my head with "Or planned it in advance."
Broadway Star Joined: 7/12/07
When I was 19 and I got asked how old I was
I would say "19"...but so badly wanted to add "but I'm old for my age"
"Later" "When is later?"
"Soon" "I promise."
"Sunday" "By the blue purple yellow red water"
Always happens during class and I get so excited and look around to see if anyone else caught it but then I remember nobody is as weird as me.
I third It's hot up here/it's hot and it's monotonous
Whenever anybody says "Oh, everybody loves ______" I always say "Louis" in my head.
In a horror movie, if someone says "Something's coming," then I always say "don't know when, but it's soon, etc."
Chorus Member Joined: 2/22/06
"Possible." "Very...VERY...possible."
One thing is certain: People here know their SUNDAY IN THE PARK WITH GEORGE.
Was just reminded of this one:
Whenever someone says anything is "gloomy," I must respond, "it isn't gloomy. It's profound."
Since they're usually describing the weather, my response is met with confusion.
Whenever some one says "That'll be fine." I always follow up with "That'll be right nice." because of Our Town. (:
A friend of mine and I have a disagreement about this.
For her, "I'd like to propose a toast" leads to "To Maureen's noble try."
For me, it leads to "Here's to the ladies who lunch."
Stand-by Joined: 2/26/09
the obvious: "So..." "a needle pulling thread"
When someone ends a sentence with "somewhere" I either silently or quietly sing "...a plaaaaaaaace for us."
Not exactly a continued theater quote, but I would love to order a salad at a restaurant by saying, "Greens, greens, and nothing but greens! Parsley, peppers, cabbages and celery, asparagus and watercress, and fiddleferns and lettuce!"
For me, the main ones are:
What is that?
It's priest! Have a little priest...
You've changed.
You're daring, you're different in the woods...
Swing Joined: 10/20/11
I have a big problem with the word "Orlando" anymore.
Stand-by Joined: 7/6/09
Funny. Anytime I head you've changed I think of Passion. "You're not the man I thought I knew."
Whenever someone says "New York City" I want to reply "Center of the universe"
Whenever I hear/say "That was good" I follow it with "your majesty!" - King and I (Shall I tell you what I think of you).
No one ever gets the reference.
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/16/11
I agree with the whole "Orlando" thing.
Every time somebody mentions it i always have to say "SEAWORLD AND DISNEY AND PUTTPUTT GOLFIIIIIIING!" not ashamed...
~not a quote but when ever I hear Don't Stop Believin' and they sing "born and raised in South Detroit" I say Michigan.
Chorus Member Joined: 2/22/06
Another one. I love this thread! I work in Customer Service, so there's a lot of my co-workers and myself giving out instructions over of the phone. Suffice it to say that at least once a day I have to stop myself from instinctively finishing "All you have to do is..." with "...move your little finger."
Every time I hear "I wish", I have to say "I wish a LOT of things".
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/16/11
Every time someone says "Turn It Off"
I automatically say LIKE A LIGHT SWITCH
also when i see the word "brotherhood" i think of "brotherhood of man" from H2$. Happened when walking by some ad in nyc that said something like "brotherhood of shave.." 0_0
"Well, that was different"
I have to say "Different is nice but it sure isn't pretty."
Stand-by Joined: 10/21/11
If someone says "It's your fault," I reply "That there's a giant in our midst and my wife is dead." But no one ever follows up with the rapid-fire lyrics. I ****ing love that song. I can sing all of the parts.
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