#1
Posted: 11/19/14 at 7:48pm
A friend posted this on facebook - it's pretty clever!
fun times at starbucks
fun times at starbucks
Updated On: 11/19/14 at 07:48 PM
#2
Posted: 11/19/14 at 10:13pm
Matthew Morrison goes up to the counter. The baristas are all Jeremy Jordan fans and refuse to serve him.
This.
This.
#3
Posted: 11/19/14 at 10:17pm
Jason Robert Brown goes up to the counter. He tries his coffee, and then loudly declares that nobody makes real coffee anymore, except for him. The barista mutters “not again.”
This one too.
This one too.
#4
Posted: 11/19/14 at 10:18pm
Elaine Stritch goes up to the counter. Everybody rises.
#8
Posted: 11/20/14 at 12:03am
My personal favs:
Paul Wontorek goes up to the counter. The barista is an attractive, twenty-something actor-singer-dancer at his day job. Paul ogles the barista. The barista is uncomfortable.
Kelli O’Hara goes up to the counter. Her order goes to someone else for the fifth time in a row.
Audra McDonald goes up to the counter and eloquently orders a cup of coffee. Someone hands her a Tony. She protests, “But my house is so dirty!”
Jefferson Mays goes up to the counter. He gives his drink order to the barista, who is also Jefferson Mays. On the way to a table, he waves hello to Jefferson Mays. Everyone in the Starbucks is Jefferson Mays.
Paul Wontorek goes up to the counter. The barista is an attractive, twenty-something actor-singer-dancer at his day job. Paul ogles the barista. The barista is uncomfortable.
Kelli O’Hara goes up to the counter. Her order goes to someone else for the fifth time in a row.
Audra McDonald goes up to the counter and eloquently orders a cup of coffee. Someone hands her a Tony. She protests, “But my house is so dirty!”
Jefferson Mays goes up to the counter. He gives his drink order to the barista, who is also Jefferson Mays. On the way to a table, he waves hello to Jefferson Mays. Everyone in the Starbucks is Jefferson Mays.
#9
Posted: 11/20/14 at 12:04am
This is hilarious!! I just didn't get the one about Sutton Foster
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#10
Posted: 11/20/14 at 8:18am
It is one minute to closing time. Tommy Tune rushes through the door, barges to the front and directs the barista to make the most amazing coffee drink that any barista has made that day.
Updated On: 11/20/14 at 08:18 AM
#11
Posted: 11/20/14 at 6:18pm
Patti LuPone goes up to the counter, and is asked to repeat her drink order several times, as it is fairly unintelligible. Partway through the third attempt at ordering, she stops everything to yell at a security camera above, incensed that it’s been taking pictures of her.
#12
Posted: 11/20/14 at 6:47pm
Jennifer Hudson (ala 2014 Tony's):
Jennifer Hudson goes to Starbucks to promote a new drink which has yet to be released and which she has absolutely nothing to do with. The other customers are too busy ogling Carole King and Jessie Mueller sharing a frappuccino to notice her.
Mel Brooks:
Mel Brooks opens his own Starbucks franchise. It gets many accolades, so he begins charging $250 for a cup of coffee. The rest of the Starbucks in town follow suit, and for some reason nobody objects, at least not very loudly.
Idina Menzel:
Idina Menzel goes up to the counter, unsmiling. Her cup is labeled with a wildly inaccurate spelling of her name.
A while later, she tries again. This time the cup reads “Elsa.” Idina sighs.
I love these! I've been fallowing them on tumblr for awhile!
Jennifer Hudson goes to Starbucks to promote a new drink which has yet to be released and which she has absolutely nothing to do with. The other customers are too busy ogling Carole King and Jessie Mueller sharing a frappuccino to notice her.
Mel Brooks:
Mel Brooks opens his own Starbucks franchise. It gets many accolades, so he begins charging $250 for a cup of coffee. The rest of the Starbucks in town follow suit, and for some reason nobody objects, at least not very loudly.
Idina Menzel:
Idina Menzel goes up to the counter, unsmiling. Her cup is labeled with a wildly inaccurate spelling of her name.
A while later, she tries again. This time the cup reads “Elsa.” Idina sighs.
I love these! I've been fallowing them on tumblr for awhile!
Updated On: 11/20/14 at 06:47 PM
#13
Posted: 11/20/14 at 7:23pm
Wow, these are hilarious. Thanks so much for sharing!
#14
Posted: 11/20/14 at 7:28pm
Here are my favorites:
Andrew KB goes up to the counter and orders a steamed apple juice off the children’s menu, despite being 29 years old.
Patti LuPone goes up to the counter, and is asked to repeat her drink order several times, as it is fairly unintelligible. Partway through the third attempt at ordering, she stops everything to yell at a security camera above, incensed that it’s been taking pictures of her.
Alice Ripley goes up to the counter and begins screaming passionately. She is escorted out of the Starbucks.
Andrew KB goes up to the counter and orders a steamed apple juice off the children’s menu, despite being 29 years old.
Patti LuPone goes up to the counter, and is asked to repeat her drink order several times, as it is fairly unintelligible. Partway through the third attempt at ordering, she stops everything to yell at a security camera above, incensed that it’s been taking pictures of her.
Alice Ripley goes up to the counter and begins screaming passionately. She is escorted out of the Starbucks.
Updated On: 11/20/14 at 07:28 PM
#15
Posted: 11/21/14 at 3:56pm
Interesting that this posting appears right as a Starbucks opens at AEA NY.
#16
Posted: 11/22/14 at 9:41pm
I love this! I'm surprised no one has made one on Cheno and her "Taylor the Latte Boy" song.
#17
Posted: 11/23/14 at 12:16am
Here's one that I just submitted:
Barrett Wilbert Weed:
Barrett Wilbert Weed walks into the Starbucks. She is so excited, bubbly and adorable. She can hardly wait to start drinking this all new coffee that is based on a tea from the late 1980s. She starts drinking the coffee and loves it. She can't get enough of it. She comes back and gets this coffee everyday until about mid summer. One day she suddenly decides she doesn't want to drink this coffee anymore. Abruptly and without explanation she leaves the Starbucks and never returns.
Barrett Wilbert Weed:
Barrett Wilbert Weed walks into the Starbucks. She is so excited, bubbly and adorable. She can hardly wait to start drinking this all new coffee that is based on a tea from the late 1980s. She starts drinking the coffee and loves it. She can't get enough of it. She comes back and gets this coffee everyday until about mid summer. One day she suddenly decides she doesn't want to drink this coffee anymore. Abruptly and without explanation she leaves the Starbucks and never returns.
#18
Posted: 11/23/14 at 1:47am
Alice ripley give her order to the barista and when they ask for her name she yells YOU DONT KNOW??????????
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