Things I Learned From Broadway Shows — Page 3

#51

re: Things I Learned From Broadway Shows

Posted: 8/5/04 at 8:16pm

Oh and of course, Tis and Ass won't get you jobs, unless they're yours.

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The meat is always leaner on somebody else's dinner plate!

#52

re: Things I Learned From Broadway Shows

Posted: 8/5/04 at 8:19pm

What he (Bialystock) did to Shakespeare, Boothe did to Lincoln!

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"We like to snark around here. Sometimes we actually talk about theater...but we try not to let that get in our way." - dramamama611

#53

re: Things I Learned From Broadway Shows

Posted: 8/5/04 at 8:40pm

"Maxella, alle menschen muss zu machen, jeden tug a gentzen kachen!"

(What does that mean? Who knows... I don't speak Yiddish!)

~Jessica

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"If you start from a place of joy and charm, you can get away with a lot in the second act. It may be that that's my life. I'm not sure." ~Roger Bart

#54

re: Things I Learned From Broadway Shows

Posted: 8/5/04 at 8:44pm

I actually asked my grandpa cause I used the monologue as a HS Audition, it means "All men must pee and poop!"

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Rosencrantz: "Be happy - if you're not even HAPPY what's so good about surviving? We'll be all right. I suppose we just go on." - from Tom Stoppard's Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead

#55

re: Things I Learned From Broadway Shows

Posted: 8/5/04 at 8:46pm

LOL.

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"We like to snark around here. Sometimes we actually talk about theater...but we try not to let that get in our way." - dramamama611

#56

re: Things I Learned From Broadway Shows

Posted: 8/5/04 at 8:47pm

I love it! I actually looked it up on a Yiddish translation site like a year ago and it cracked me up. I do speak a little Yiddish (being half Jewish) but not enough to converse in it. I really only know the bad/funny words.

~Jessica

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"If you start from a place of joy and charm, you can get away with a lot in the second act. It may be that that's my life. I'm not sure." ~Roger Bart

#57

re: Things I Learned From Broadway Shows

Posted: 8/5/04 at 8:59pm

You can be AS LOUD AS THE HELL YOU WANT when you're making love.

#58

re: Things I Learned From Broadway Shows

Posted: 8/5/04 at 9:05pm

This si a fir tree. It gives you fur in the wintertime.
Never talk about marriage with a musician.

#59

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Posted: 8/5/04 at 9:05pm

There's never been a cat as clever as magical Mr. Mistoffelees

"If thou shouldst wed a businessman, be wary, oh, be wary.
He'll tell you he's detained in town on business necessary,
His bus'ness is the bus'ness with his pretty secretary"

#60

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Posted: 8/5/04 at 9:06pm

its hard to get rid of miss baltimore crabs

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"Grease," the fourth revival of the season, is the worst show in the history of theater and represents an unparalleled assault on Western civilization and its values. - Michael Reidel

#61

re: Things I Learned From Broadway Shows

Posted: 8/5/04 at 9:12pm

A secretary is not a toy.

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"If you start from a place of joy and charm, you can get away with a lot in the second act. It may be that that's my life. I'm not sure." ~Roger Bart

#62

re: Things I Learned From Broadway Shows

Posted: 8/5/04 at 9:13pm

Oh jonartdesigns - you're making me hungry! I could go for some crabs right now... Yum! The one good thing about living in Baltimore.

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"If you start from a place of joy and charm, you can get away with a lot in the second act. It may be that that's my life. I'm not sure." ~Roger Bart

#63

re: Things I Learned From Broadway Shows

Posted: 8/5/04 at 9:13pm

~Wishing only wounds the heart....
~When you're good to mama, mama's good to you
~As they say in South Hampton, you are **** out of luck my dear
~The origin of love
~Long before I knew you, I loved you so
~You can like the life you're living, you can live the life you like, you can even marry Harry but mess around with Ike
~Time flies, and then no need to endure anymore... time dies.

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"You're every gay man's wet dream!" ~ MA

If in Heaven you don't excel, you can always party down in hell...

#64

re: Things I Learned From Broadway Shows

Posted: 8/5/04 at 9:17pm

They had it coming!

I cant control my destiny.

I dont own emotions i RENT!

Johnny can't decide.

Actions speak louder than words.

They both reached for the gun.

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Though scattered and divided we are still its heart...AIDA SEPTEMBER 5th, 2004...one more longing backward glance... I AM NOW "TGIF!"

#65

re: Things I Learned From Broadway Shows

Posted: 8/5/04 at 9:28pm

We all are caught in the middle of one long treacherous riddle

No knot unties itself

On that note, there are giants in the sky!

How to spell Schadenfreude

How to say Czolgosz

Fops are very fickle ("Christine, Christine, You don't have to/They can't make you" three seconds later "Christine, Christine Don't think that I don't care/But every hope and every prayer rests on you now")

They were you, They were you, They were you

And finally, It's all a facade

#66

re: Things I Learned From Broadway Shows

Posted: 8/5/04 at 9:35pm

I am my own best friend.

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What is Broadway? A street? Some say it's a street. Some say it is the best street in the world. Others think its terrible. That's the beauty of it, it's terribly beautiful. Some hate it and don't know why. Others love it and don't know why. That's what makes it so wonderful, it's a mystery.

#67

re: Things I Learned From Broadway Shows

Posted: 8/5/04 at 9:40pm

- There's no business like show business!

- You need a small mind and a small heart to run Urine Good Company.

("If the stuff in her head is as big as the stuff in her heart, I'm sure she'll be running this company in no time." And we know Hope was a ditz = small mind. Small mind = small heart = running the company.)

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"We like to snark around here. Sometimes we actually talk about theater...but we try not to let that get in our way." - dramamama611

#68

re: Things I Learned From Broadway Shows

Posted: 8/5/04 at 9:48pm

No knot unties itself.
Sometimes the things you most wish for are not to be touched.
The harder to get, the better to have.
Never wear mauve at a ball.
Or pink.
Or open your mouth.
The difference between a cow and a bean is a bean can begina an adventure.
Slotted spoons don't hold much soup.
The prettier the flower, the farther from the path.
The closer to the family, the closer to the wine.
The mouth of a Wolf's not the end of the world.
A servant is not just a dog, to a Prince.
Oppurtunity is not a lengthy visitor.
You may know what you need but to get what you want better see that you keep what you have.

Ah, Into the Woods. Chock full of lessons.

#69

re: Things I Learned From Broadway Shows

Posted: 8/5/04 at 9:52pm

I learned...

George Bush is only for now!!

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You're always sorry, You're always grateful, You hold her, thinking: "I'm not alone." You're still alone.
-"Sorry-Grateful" Company

#70

re: Things I Learned From Broadway Shows

Posted: 8/5/04 at 9:56pm

the tango maureen is a dark dizzy merry go round

how to succeed

All I care about is love

Calls from the vatican have very little to do with the pope

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"Grease," the fourth revival of the season, is the worst show in the history of theater and represents an unparalleled assault on Western civilization and its values. - Michael Reidel

#71

re: Things I Learned From Broadway Shows

Posted: 8/5/04 at 9:56pm

You don't want to be a stinky witch! (Wicked)

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"We like to snark around here. Sometimes we actually talk about theater...but we try not to let that get in our way." - dramamama611

#72

re: Things I Learned From Broadway Shows

Posted: 8/5/04 at 10:00pm

I am my own wife.

Every story is a love story.

#73

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Posted: 8/5/04 at 10:01pm

One among us dances with the devil.

There's a Bender among us he must be exposed he'll kidnap our children and take off their clothes.

Palm to palm is holy palmers kiss.

Don't tell Paul i'm not getting married today

Everybody's got the right to be happy

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You're always sorry, You're always grateful, You hold her, thinking: "I'm not alone." You're still alone.
-"Sorry-Grateful" Company

#74

re: Things I Learned From Broadway Shows

Posted: 8/5/04 at 10:07pm

Defy gravity
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saddle: What did you mean when you said Wickeds boring (thanks Jackie Hoffman for your improvs)? Did she say something in Hairspray about it? If so, what? I LOVE Wicked, obviously, but I think shes hysterical, and I know that she likes the show anyway (shes said it before), but what was her improv? Shes soooooooo funny!

#75

re: Things I Learned From Broadway Shows

Posted: 8/5/04 at 10:11pm

There are 525,600 minutes in a year.