Saw Tina! tonight. All I can say is Tina Turner deserves better. I mean, hasn’t she suffered enough?
To be fair, there were highlights, most notably Kayla Davion (understudy for Tina) who was very good. Too bad she was performing in such an often inert show. It’s a sin that Tina’s fascinating life has been flattened and muted, especially in Act 1, which is odd because the most interesting (and tragic) parts of Tina’s life occur in Act 1. But that’s mainly because Tina! falls prey to the jukebox curse. That is: songs shoehorned into a plot that they are ill-suited for. It doesn’t help that they’re wedged between some of the most stilted dialogue I’ve witnessed on a stage. Because of this, none of the characters, except for Tina, even approach being close to full fledged characters. The highlights of Act One are River Deep, Mountain High and Proud Mary. That’s mainly because they are pure performance numbers that simply recreate iconic moments from her life. As far as Act 1 book scenes, Tina leaving Ike at the end of Act 1 followed by her performance of I Don’t Wanna Fight was the best. Speaking of which...
Why was Daniel J. Watts channeling Eddie Murphy as Ike? I was of course glad Tina left Ike at the end of Act 1, not just because it was good to see Tina reclaim her power in a moment that’s an iconic moment in her life, but because I knew that we’d see a lot less of Watts in Act 2. I can’t put all the blame on him. The writing is bad and I’m guessing he’s been directed to aim the character this way.
Act 2 was better, even if it didn’t redeem Act 1 (nothing could). That’s ironically because less interesting stuff happens in her life in Act 2. She struggles to record the songs that would become her iconic Private Dancer album that launches her to superstardom, she falls In love, and her mother dies. There’s less songs (and thankfully less dialogue than in Act 1), but some are just performance numbers so they don’t feel as shoehorned in. It helps that most are great songs: Private Dancer, Disco Inferno, I Can’t Stand The Rain, Tonight, What’s Love Got To Do With It.
However, the absolute best part is the final song (Simply) The Best followed by the encore all done concert-style. It’s all bright lights and loud volume. It was the first time the show finally came alive. It hinted at what a better creative team could’ve created, something that matched the excellence of the movie with Bassett and Fishburne. I’ve never considered (Simply) The Best one of her best songs (ironically), but there’s no mistaking it’s a great, energetic concert song. The encore was also fantastic: Nutbush City Limits, Proud Mary.
Despite its flaws, the audience appeared to be eating it up. They presumably came to hear hear her greatest hits wedged between the famous moments of her life and they got that in spades. (Although the young ladies next to me showed up late for both acts and left during the encore which was a real head scratcher to me.) For me, it was a fair to often great impersonations of Tina, who was surrounded by cardboard cutouts of characters.
You could feel them stretching Act 2 (since not much happens) to make it the acceptable length for an Act 2. So we get an odd hospital scene that concludes (SPOILER ALERT!) with her mom suddenly dying. This then segues into We Don’t Need Another Hero, which I didn’t mind as I might’ve expected. I mean, on the surface that song had nothing to do with her mother’s death. But I’ve always loved that song and even if the lyrics don’t quite match, the emotion of the song seemed to fit with its place in the show.
I ended up not buying any merch (shocker!). Mainly because I don’t really find the graphic design that enticing plus I was really disappointed in the show.
Expectedly, some poor audience behavior. Lady two seats over from me (seat between us remained empty) laughed right before Act 1 when the announcement came across about turning phones off and it being against the law to use your phone in the theatre. I could see she still had her phone in her lap and it was on and I was expecting to have to tell her to turn off or I was going to tell the usher, but she must’ve seen that no one else was filming anything and I think somewhere during act 1 she put her phone in her purse. Other people though had their phones out and were checking them during both acts. These were usually people that were too far away for me to say anything to them and then when we got into the more concert vibe of act two, those poor ushers were running down and up and down the aisles with their flashlights telling people to quit filming.
So a mostly disappointing night of theater with a few highlights. On my subway ride back to the hotel, I just kept telling myself over and over again that at least I only paid $54 +1000 audience rewards points.
It doesn’t help that on this trip previously I’ve already seen Oklahoma!, Hadestown, and West Side Story (not to mention straight plays The Sound Inside and The Inheritance) all of which have more significant character development and for the musicals, songs that naturally embody moments and don’t feel shoehorned in. Tina! doesn’t compare favorably with any of them. During Act 1, I even contemplated leaving during intermission (that would’ve been a first for me). I was tired and wasn’t feeling it. Luckily, Act 1 ended stronger than it began and perusal of the playbill suggested Act 2 would be shorter.
Going in tonight, I thought that maybe I’d want to see this again once Adrienne Warren returns. I now know that I will never want to do that.
I am a little worried about seeing Jagged Little Pill tomorrow night since it’s another jukebox musical, but at least it has an original plot and it’s not a biomusical which tends to be the type of jukebox musical I least like.
Updated On: 1/9/20 at 12:52 AM