My entry musical...(boy, does my mom EVER curse the day that she let me buy that OCR). I just got back into the songs, but I did NOT like the show when I saw it staged.
"During this performance, please feel free to let your cell phones and pagers ring willy-nilly. However, do remember that there are heavily-armed knights on stage and you might well be dragged up and impaled."
(Pre-curtain announcement at the new Broadway musical Monty Python's Spamalot)