To the lady sitting next to me who farted all throughout "The Vertical Hour"...

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To the lady sitting next to me who farted all throughout "The Vertical Hour"...

Posted: 11/14/06 at 12:51am

I didn't get a chance to thank you after the show for making tonight a truly unforgettable theatergoing experience. Your pretending it was someone else really tricked me at first but I was on to you towards the end of act one, you silly goose! If you hadn't have had your husband with you I would have wanted to get closer to you and your intoxicating aroma, alas your beloved had his arm around you most of the night making that impossible. He's a lucky man, he is.

So on behalf of myself and everyone in and around Row H at the Music Box theater tonight, we thank you and hope to see you again REAL soon.

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re: To the lady sitting next to me who farted all throughout 'The Vertical Hour'...

Posted: 11/14/06 at 12:52am

ROFL..........

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Posted: 11/14/06 at 12:53am

DAME, you should really apologize.

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re: To the lady sitting next to me who farted all throughout 'The Vertical Hour'...

Posted: 11/14/06 at 12:54am

Maybe it was Flabreezeeo2 who did nothing but fart and beltch on this board all day.



*EDIT* Spelling oops

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Updated On: 11/14/06 at 12:54 AM

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Posted: 11/14/06 at 12:56am

HAHA!

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Posted: 11/14/06 at 12:56am

Funniest Thread Title EVER!

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#7

re: To the lady sitting next to me who farted all throughout 'The Vertical

Posted: 11/14/06 at 1:02am

GOLD! Thanks, Jordan.

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#8

re: To the lady sitting next to me who farted all throughout 'The Vertical

Posted: 11/14/06 at 1:04am

Oh, don't thank me. Thank the lady in the sweatpants sitting next to me tonight.

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Posted: 11/14/06 at 1:11am

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#10

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Posted: 11/14/06 at 1:11am

Oh no! You didn't mention that she was also wearing sweatpants.

I think it's time to add something to that opening announcement about cell phones and candy wrappers...

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#11

'Please silence your...'

Posted: 11/14/06 at 6:26am

thanks for starting my day off with a real laugh

#12

'Please silence your...'

Posted: 11/14/06 at 6:41am

oh now that's hilarious!

#13

'Please silence your...'

Posted: 11/14/06 at 7:19am

Who wears sweatpants to the theatre?

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#14

'Please silence your...'

Posted: 11/14/06 at 7:28am

Who wears sweatpants to the theater? Well, I guess someone who doesn't think anything of gassing up the place. Very funny thread---unfortunately at Jordan's expense! :)

#15

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Posted: 11/14/06 at 8:06am

TechEverlasting, I'd take the sweatpants over the latter.

Jordan, how horrible, yet very, very funny (your retelling that is).

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#16

'Please silence your...'

Posted: 11/14/06 at 8:14am

Hahaha so that explains the hole in the seat :P

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#17

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Posted: 11/14/06 at 8:15am

Eww.

#18

'Please silence your...'

Posted: 11/14/06 at 8:17am

The EXACT same thing happened to me the weekend Mamma Mia opened. As much as I tried having a good time, the woman next to me kept up-ending my fun. That's probably why Mamma Mia never made my top ten list.

#19

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Posted: 11/14/06 at 8:28am

I dare you to post it on Craigslist "Missed Connections".

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#20

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Posted: 11/14/06 at 8:30am

TMI. (How was Ms. Moore?)

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#21

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Posted: 11/14/06 at 9:16am

I suspect the sweatpants are necessary...in case of the mad dash to the restroom.

Glad you enjoyed your flatulent experience.

Craig's list...yes...post this!

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#22

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Posted: 11/14/06 at 9:20am

That's nasty! Yet hysterical in the telling.

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#23

'Please silence your...'

Posted: 11/14/06 at 9:25am

I had this obnoxious couple sit next to me when I saw "I Love you, Your Perfect, Now Change". He farted a few times (loud), I swear she coughed up a hairball or something, and then through an entire song during Act 2, they started making out and groping each other. My fiance said something to them, they told him "We paid for the tickets we can do whatever we want" and huffed away.

I'm so sorry you had to go through that Jordan.

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#24

'Please silence your...'

Posted: 11/14/06 at 10:10am

To quote Sondheim:

Please don't fart
There's very little air
And this is art.

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#25

'Please silence your...'

Posted: 11/14/06 at 10:15am

And now I know which thread I'm coming to when I need a good laugh.

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