To the lady sitting next to me who farted all throughout "The Vertical Hour"... — Page 2

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#26

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Posted: 11/14/06 at 10:19am

ROTFL

This happened to me at RENT. The guy next to me... ugh.

Good one, PalJoey

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Updated On: 11/14/06 at 10:19 AM

#27

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Posted: 11/14/06 at 10:40am

Who wears sweatpants to the theatre?

Gassy McFaartsalaut. That's who.

Updated On: 11/14/06 at 10:40 AM

#28

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Posted: 11/14/06 at 10:43am

Yay for this thread-I love it! Very funny!

p.s. I'm not a stickler for *formal* wear at the theater, but sweat pants and shirts are a no-no!

<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES

#29

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Posted: 11/14/06 at 10:51am

I'd also like to know how Ms. Moore was as well!

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#30

When I saw the VERTICAL HOUR this queen in front of me spent the whole time fanning himself with his playbill. It was so distracting - I wanted to rip it out of his hands and say you are NOT Marie Antoinette. I was sitting around row H as well - that must be a cursed row at the MUSIC BOX.

#31

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Posted: 11/14/06 at 11:00am

My seatmate at Mary Poppins smelled bad, but I think it was more general BO and not necessarily and ongoing excretion situation.

Queens better behave tonight at the Music Box!

#32

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Posted: 11/14/06 at 11:01am

Ah, farting is such sweet sorrow.

Besides, that Mrs. Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play...?

"It's not so much do what you like, as it is that you like what you do." SS

"Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana." GMarx

Updated On: 11/14/06 at 11:01 AM

#33

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Posted: 11/14/06 at 11:04am

The one and only time I saw Phantom of the Opera the woman next to me smelled like she didn't bathe and then tried to cover it with way too much cheap perfume. The man on the other side of my partner was also doused in cologne. Talk about a stinky night at the theatre.

#34

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Posted: 11/14/06 at 11:08am

I am so sorry *turns red*. I had Rice and Beans and you know what they say about beans...

#35

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Posted: 11/14/06 at 12:16pm

The poor dear...David Hare gives me gas, too.

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#36

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Posted: 11/14/06 at 12:21pm

Did the sweatpants have elastic bands at the ankles and waist? Maybe she thought they'd provide a vapor-lock to seal in the aroma, giving her complete freedom to toot away without disturbing those around her.

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#37

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Posted: 11/14/06 at 12:43pm

"Besides, that Mrs. Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play...?"

That was going to be my response! Tom you Monster!

I'm sure it is no coincidence that art rhymes with fart.

#38

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Posted: 11/14/06 at 2:44pm

THanks for making me fall out of my chair laughing. I had a couple of encounters, though not as bad as yours. I was in the bathroom at Light in the Piazza in LA and some lady in the stall next to me let out the biggest farts ever, I almost died laughing. Then I went to see Stranger than Fiction and someone farted so bad right before the movie started that we had to move our seats. We couldn't move too far because the theater was full so we had to suffer through a few more.

"I wish the stage were as narrow as the wire of a tightrope dancer, so that no incompetent would dare step upon it." Goethe

#39

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Posted: 11/14/06 at 2:50pm

sounds like sweatpants lady created her OWN 'vertical hour'.

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#40

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Posted: 11/14/06 at 2:50pm

So your "Vertical Hour" was ruined by her "Vertical Smile?"

#41

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Posted: 11/14/06 at 3:07pm

This is hilarious.

And, incidentally, I wore sweat pants when I saw Rent last February.

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#42

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Posted: 11/14/06 at 4:00pm

Very funny...The bf and I had a cougher/hacker during "EMERGEN-SEE!" at the Public--very small space, we're on the front row and she coughs for about 15 minutes. I wanted to turn and tell her to go ahead and puke and get it over with, but was a good boy....I enjoyed the show as well, btw...Miss Isherwood's review was not very fair.

#43

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Posted: 11/14/06 at 5:14pm

The guy next to me in Lion King was burping and they were gross and *garlic-ey (*ok so it's not a word but its the only adjetive I can think off) Oh, I told my friends that I was NEVER EVER going to eat garlic AGAIN! I almost threw up.

wow thats pretty deep...did ya get that off a bumper sticker?

#44

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Posted: 11/14/06 at 5:58pm

We sat next to someone who had such BAD BREATH that we were actually looking forward to him farting!

Appropriately enough the show was WICKED!!

"Your eyes..... they shine like the pants on my blue serge suit"

#45

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Posted: 11/14/06 at 6:01pm

OK, I'll admit it- THIS is better than the woman who sat in back of me munching her way through numerous takeout containers of Thai food (I don't know, would that make one fart?!). GREAT thread, thanks for the laugh!

"I'm mad, you're mad. we're all mad"... The Cheshire Cat

#46

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Posted: 11/14/06 at 6:06pm

Numerous containers? Did she set up a lazy susan?

#47

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Posted: 11/14/06 at 6:09pm

Please don't stop eating garlic, just clean your mouth before going out in public!

And at least cough when you fart.

"It's not so much do what you like, as it is that you like what you do." SS

"Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana." GMarx

#48

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Posted: 11/14/06 at 7:04pm

Tom Monster, your avatar could not have been more appropriate for that last comment (it looks like he's the one who's saying it).

Hey Dottie! Did your colleagues enjoy the cake even though your cat decided to sit on it? ~GuyfromGermany

#49

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Posted: 11/14/06 at 7:15pm

hasn't it always been a general rule to bathe and not eat any inappropriate foods prior to one's theatre outing? people are so inconsiderate...

#50

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Posted: 11/14/06 at 7:39pm

When I once had someone next to me practicing his own horn section, he got mad when I said " Please cut me off a piece of that if you will". He said " Well, I never" to which I said "You definitly did" He did not speak to me again . My father's rejoinder was always the same - "tight shoes"

I was devastated ( not )

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Updated On: 11/14/06 at 07:39 PM

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