evic said: "The problem could be solved if they just market Broadway as "Dinner Theater". I had the same potato chip problem the other night at She Loves Me.. This fat cow, who didn't need to be eating chips was crunching and crinkling the bag. I snapped my fingers at her and she stopped. And I had to put up with a kid of about 10 who kept kicking the back of my seat and when the Act 1 curtain came down, he said to his mother..."Is it over now?"
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You could've made your point without fat shaming, but otherwise I feel your pain. How did chips become a thing? Why aren't those confiscated instead of water bottles?
"Hey little girls, look at all the men in shiny shirts and no wives!" - Jackie Hoffman, Xanadu, 19 Feb 2008