What Are My Chances ?- Angela Lansbury

[Gothampc]

What Are My Chances ?- Angela Lansbury#1

Posted: 6/16/10 at 12:49pm

I'm seeing ALNM tonight. I went to pick up my ticket and a sign said Angela Lansbury wasn't performing the matinee. What are my chances of seeing her tonight? She was losing her voice on the Tonys.

Oh please theater gods, have pity on me. I want to see La Lansbury live.

If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.

[AC126748]

What Are My Chances ?- Angela Lansbury#2

Posted: 6/16/10 at 12:51pm

She's not one to miss, so if she's absent--and it's not a pre-scheduled vacation date--she must really feel that she's unable to perform. I'd say 50/50 chance she'll be there. I'd imagine she wouldn't want to miss too many performances during her final week.

"You travel alone because other people are only there to remind you how much that hook hurts that we all bit down on. Wait for that one day we can bite free and get back out there in space where we belong, sail back over water, over skies, into space, the hook finally out of our mouths and we wander back out there in space spawning to other planets never to return hurrah to earth and we'll look back and can't even see these lives here anymore. Only the taste of blood to remind us we ever existed. The earth is small. We're gone. We're dead. We're safe." -John Guare, Landscape of the Body

[Gothampc]

What Are My Chances ?- Angela Lansbury#2

Posted: 6/16/10 at 1:00pm

I'll take her even if she's lip synching.

If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.

[DAME]

What Are My Chances ?- Angela Lansbury#3

Posted: 6/16/10 at 1:03pm

Asper Karens FB.. Karen will be going on for her this weekend.

HUSSY POWER! ------ HUSSY POWER!

[givesmevoice]

What Are My Chances ?- Angela Lansbury#4

Posted: 6/16/10 at 1:07pm

I hear Angela is going on for Katie Finneran for the rest of the week.

When I see the phrase "the ____ estate", I imagine a vast mansion in the country full of monocled men and high-collared women receiving letters about productions across the country and doing spit-takes at whatever they contain. -Kad

[Gothampc]

What Are My Chances ?- Angela Lansbury#5

Posted: 6/16/10 at 1:10pm

"Asper Karens FB.. Karen will be going on for her this weekend."

Oh crap. I hope it's not an Idina Menzel situation.

If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.

[Broadway Joe]

What Are My Chances ?- Angela Lansbury#6

Posted: 6/16/10 at 1:25pm

Of course angela is out for the show I'm seeing today. Oh well, I wanted to see jones as well so I can't complain too much.

[DAME]

What Are My Chances ?- Angela Lansbury#7

Posted: 6/16/10 at 1:26pm

BJ.. Doctors orders.

HUSSY POWER! ------ HUSSY POWER!

[ljay889]

What Are My Chances ?- Angela Lansbury#8

Posted: 6/16/10 at 1:29pm

I don't see anything on Karen's facebook about this weekend. I'm going to be so upset if she's not in Sunday.

[angelplays]

What Are My Chances ?- Angela Lansbury#9

Posted: 6/16/10 at 1:34pm

She was out last night. I went to get a ticket for my birthday in July and there was a sign up.

[Jordan Catalano]

What Are My Chances ?- Angela Lansbury#10

Posted: 6/16/10 at 1:37pm

"BJ.. Doctors orders."

Dame, I wish that was my doctors orders.

[Gothampc]

What Are My Chances ?- Angela Lansbury#11

Posted: 6/16/10 at 1:38pm

So if she's out, do you think there will be a problem if I bring a boom box and play the cast recording during her songs?

If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.

[noradesmond]

What Are My Chances ?- Angela Lansbury#12

Posted: 6/16/10 at 1:49pm

Perfectly acceptable. Just remember to text all your friends while you're doing it.

[wonderwaiter]

What Are My Chances ?- Angela Lansbury#13

Posted: 6/16/10 at 1:52pm

Take lots of pictures and post them here. But since it's dark in the theater, remember to use the flash!

And no one grew into anything new, we just became the worst of what we were."

[Jordan Catalano]

What Are My Chances ?- Angela Lansbury#14

Posted: 6/16/10 at 1:57pm

Since the stagedoor is mobbed you should just ask Zeta-Jones to sign your playbill while she's not too busy onstage.

[AC126748]

What Are My Chances ?- Angela Lansbury#15

Posted: 6/16/10 at 2:05pm

Or just go to Angela's condo instead of the theatre tonight. I'm sure she'd invite you in for a glass of wine and perhaps an episode of Murder, She Wrote.

"You travel alone because other people are only there to remind you how much that hook hurts that we all bit down on. Wait for that one day we can bite free and get back out there in space where we belong, sail back over water, over skies, into space, the hook finally out of our mouths and we wander back out there in space spawning to other planets never to return hurrah to earth and we'll look back and can't even see these lives here anymore. Only the taste of blood to remind us we ever existed. The earth is small. We're gone. We're dead. We're safe." -John Guare, Landscape of the Body

[Gothampc]

What Are My Chances ?- Angela Lansbury#16

Posted: 6/16/10 at 2:06pm

Forget Murder She Wrote, you know she's collected enough bootlegs of Mame over the years to splice together the entire show. I want to see that.

If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.

[Jordan Catalano]

What Are My Chances ?- Angela Lansbury#17

Posted: 6/16/10 at 2:07pm

Goth, you don't need Angela for that. You can just go to any BWW members houses for that.

[DAME]

What Are My Chances ?- Angela Lansbury#18

Posted: 6/16/10 at 2:12pm

And don't forget to take a medical puff before the show. you will see more stars than you could imagine.

HUSSY POWER! ------ HUSSY POWER!

[Gothampc]

What Are My Chances ?- Angela Lansbury#19

Posted: 6/16/10 at 2:13pm

"Goth, you don't need Angela for that. You can just go to any BWW members houses for that."

Yes but here's what's wrong with that:

Angie's house: Oh, wasn't it fun to be in a new Jerry Herman musical! I remember the night that Patrick Dennis was in the audience. My stomach was jello!

BWW House: Do you think Charles Braswell is gay? How much do you think Jerry Herman paid for his house? Mame really should have gone to Elaine Stritch, Lansbury was a bit too mild.

If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.

[D2]

What Are My Chances ?- Angela Lansbury#20

Posted: 6/16/10 at 2:33pm

^^^Funny. And terribly, cruelly apt.^^^

Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)

[Wishing Only Wounds]

What Are My Chances ?- Angela Lansbury#21

Posted: 6/16/10 at 4:37pm

Where are people reading she will not be on this weekend? I'm only seeing stuff about today.

Formerly: WishingOnlyWounds2 - Broadway Legend - Joined: 9/25/08

[ljay889]

What Are My Chances ?- Angela Lansbury#22

Posted: 6/16/10 at 4:41pm

I see nothing about this weekend. Karen Murphy's facebook says nothing about it. I really pray she will do the last performance.

[Gothampc]

What Are My Chances ?- Angela Lansbury#23

Posted: 6/16/10 at 4:49pm

"I really pray she will do the last performance."

Forget last performance, she better be there tonight! Even if they have to prop her up in that wheelchair and have her lip synch to the cast album. I want to see Angela Lansbury.

Maybe they can hook a webcam up to her house and she can do the performance from her bedroom. Very Wooster Group!

If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.

[ljay889]

What Are My Chances ?- Angela Lansbury#24

Posted: 6/16/10 at 4:52pm

LOL.