YEARS ago some friends and I went to see a production of Pal Joey starring Dixie Carter and Elaine Stritch.
A couple months before hand my friend had played viola for a production of Cinderella at the same theatre. During intermission he mentioned how easy it was to just walk in the stage door. So after a couple of intermission cocktails we decided we would just walk in and introduce ourselves to Elaine Stritch.
So sure enough at the end of the show we waltzed on through the stage door.. but it was a maze of a place and we couldn't figure out where her dressing room was..
We were lost and it is was SO obvious that we didn't belong there.. FINALLY we hear that distinctive Stritch cackle.
We think.. "Eureka!"
We turn the corner and suddenly this ENORMOUS man blocks us and says .. "Can I help you?
stunned.. I whimpered, "Ah, we are here to see Elaine."
"Does she know you are coming?"
"It's a surprise"
Well.. before you could say "ZIP". He hauled our asses out the stage door and slammed it behind us.
We spent the rest of the night at a bar laughing and laughing about how we came "this close" to meeting the Stritch.
What great ones do the less will prattle of
Updated On: 4/9/08 at 08:00 PM