Where are the posts about Cher? or Britney Spears? or Harvey Fierstein? HEY! Maybe Harvey and Rosie could rotate the role. Harvey can do the singing, and Rosie could do the acting! Wonderful!
Or we can bring Florence Foster Jenkins back from the grave and have her do the role...
MARGARET: "Clara, stop that. That's illegal." - The Light in the Piazza
"I'm not in Bambi and I'm not blonde!" - Idina Menzel