Six jump out at me.
1. I agree with Bilbo3 on Follies. Some good songs, but I find the book dull and uninteresting. An Act 1 made up of supporting cast members coming forth, getting one number and largely vanishing, interspersed with non-stop vitriolic bickering among a quartet of old disenchanted has-beens bitching about their sorry lives, giving way to an Act 2 that showcases the latter. I think it is ambitious, but misses the mark and if Sondheim's name were not involved, not so many would be so reverent of it.
2. I really expected to love A Little Night Music, but I found the last revival with Catherine Zeta-Jones to be stark, barren, unimaginative and boring. And Hunter Ryan Herdlicka and Ramona Mallory's histrionic performances as Henrik and Anne really set my teeth on edge.
3. Dreamgirls was another one I don't get. It must have been a really weak year when it was nominated for the Tony for Best Musical. I think part of my issue is that I find Effie, whose plight is supposed to arouse such sympathy, to be a royal pain in the butt. She spends most of Act 1 acting like a nasty diva, putting people down and acting like a selfish shrew, but we are supposed to forgive everything because she is a powerful singer!? In real life, anyone that had to work with her attitude would have been thrilled to see her go. And given that the entire second act revolves around her triumphant return, it had lost me by intermission.
4. Ragtime - Love the book, love the movie, nearly fell asleep on the stage show.
5. John Doyle's Sweeney Todd - I have loved every version of this show except his take. Cheap sets, cheap costumes, a cast functioning as the orchestra banging their instruments to the floor and racing across the stage to hit their marks, while charging full ticket price for a show that looked like it cost $5.00 to mount. Michael Cerveris as one of the most boring Sweeney Todd's on record and Patti LuPone, sporting one facial expression, racing through her songs at such a pace that I thought she was late for a dinner appointment. When someone posted at the time for suggestions on what John Doyle should do next, this board's Margo Channing replied "Retire". I agree.
6. The Lion King - One of the few Disney films I actively dislike, but an acquaintance assured me that I would love the stage show and the rapturous reviews really raised my hopes. Arguably my worst experience on Broadway. Elton John's abysmal score complimented by cumbersome costumes/headpieces that often restricted the movement of the actors and ratty looking Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade rejects that were supposed to inspire awe. My extended family went and hated it, the kids with us despised it and strangers kids were crawling the floor on our feet bored out of their minds and demanding that someone play a game with them while the show was running. It boggles my mind that this is still a huge Broadway ticket seller years later.
Updated On: 5/11/15 at 12:37 PM