"Disaster" how, exactly?
"Staging? Story? Score? Book? Cast? "
You forgot to mention the puppy dying.
Actually, as I recall the cast was fine. Webber wrote some saccharin sweet pop ballads that were effective enough. "No Matter What" is one that springs to mind.
It's been a while, but here's what I recall: The story was set in the deep South in the 1950s. It was a part of the 1950s deep South where the bars were integrated and blacks and whites happily danced and sang together, so I'm not certain where exactly it was supposed to be. The songs these happy folk sang and danced to sounded oddly like a British mega musical composer doing a lame imitation of old time country music.
The story centered around a cute teenage farm girl who discovers an escaped convict in a barn. She asks who he is and in response to some trauma he shouts out "Jesus". For the rest of the show she assumes that he is Jesus (No I'm not kidding) and brings all her litttle friends to visit with the convict/saviour. At some point the barn burns down and three characters stand around singing all at the same time so you can't understand the lyrics. (This was a blessing.)
I think they added the snake handling later in the run, but there was a puppy who died.
It's been eleven years, but I still want my 2 1/2 hours back!
"I have got to have some professional music!" - Big Edie