#1
Posted: 6/7/16 at 5:03pm
Who's Ready For Some Hamilporn?
#2
Posted: 6/7/16 at 5:07pm
I do not want to be in that room where it happens :)
#3
Posted: 6/7/16 at 5:14pm
Giving new meaning to "Non-Stop"...
Maybe Hercules Mulligan will get some scenes where we actually see what he means about horses and four sets of corsets?
#4
Posted: 6/7/16 at 5:16pm
So is no one throwing away their money shot in this epic?
#5
Posted: 6/7/16 at 5:16pm
When does the line begin for this?
"This thread reads like a series of White House memos." — Mister Matt
#6
Posted: 6/7/16 at 5:22pm
I bet Angelica Schuyler will finally be satisfied.
#7
Posted: 6/7/16 at 6:05pm
How much do we think tickets are going to go be?
#9
Posted: 6/7/16 at 8:42pm
Will he be hung, horny and hungry in this version?
#11
Posted: 6/7/16 at 8:52pm
Better. You can write the alternate lyric.
#12
Posted: 6/7/16 at 8:53pm
Forget Hamilton porn. I want to see Cats...in Heat.
#13
Posted: 6/7/16 at 9:17pm
Have you not seen some of Gillian Lynne's choreography? She staged it that way originally.
#14
Posted: 6/7/16 at 9:23pm
the title (Hamiltoe) is terrible. but I hope it's just as ethnically diverse!
"Contentment, it seems, simply happens. It appears accompanied by no bravos and no tears."
Updated On: 6/8/16 at 09:23 PM
#15
Posted: 6/7/16 at 9:39pm
I'm into it.
They/them.
"Get up the nerve to be all you deserve to be."
#16
Posted: 6/7/16 at 9:47pm
I hope at the end, Eliza establishes the first private whorephanage in New York City.
#17
Posted: 6/7/16 at 10:02pm
Hamilporn would have actually been a better title than Hamiltoe.
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