I thought this was going to be about the woman who is in the womens' restroom in the Gershwin, encouraging everyone through applause and inspirational words, such as, "Good job, ladies! You did it!" as people are exiting the restroom stalls. Bizarre.
'"Contrairiwise," continued Tweedledee, "if it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic."'
~Lewis Carroll