Worst/Corniest/Cheesiest Line in a Show

[vmlinnie]

Posted: 3/18/07 at 7:52pm

I have two favourites from shows that I've done;

GRACE & ANNIE: Cheese!
(Annie - it's such a randomline and not funny at all)


LOUIS: Mother, I don't think I shall ever be afraid again!
(The King and I - Oh Oscar, why?)

[iRuvPrinceton]

Posted: 3/18/07 at 8:04pm

Oh, I'm a big fan of cheese. I know this is based on text from the novel, but I find:

"You are my life, my second self; oh, be my wife, my little elf"

from JANE EYRE quite hysterical and cheesy.

[vmlinnie]

Posted: 3/18/07 at 8:06pm

**Shudders**

[CastAlbumFan]

Posted: 3/18/07 at 8:14pm

From ROCKABYE HAMLET:

"God son, when you go to France,
Keep your divinity in your pants"

[Dancin Thru Life]

Posted: 3/18/07 at 8:41pm

From DRS:

"Love is my legs and you are my love
So you are my legs, my love."

Deliciously AWFUL lyrics! HAHA!

[allvocal]

Posted: 3/18/07 at 8:46pm

"It's me Link....from the show?"

Hairspray.. good times

[BDavis0092]

Posted: 3/18/07 at 9:03pm

The spit take in Drowsy is pretty cheesy...but that's why it's in the show.

[SDav 10495]

Posted: 3/18/07 at 9:17pm

I understand that it's probably a pretty heavy moment for him, but is it really necessary for Roger, upon hearing that Mimi has been found dying, to go to the lip of the stage and shout "NOOOOOOO!!!"?

...and on pitch??

Just a thought that ran through my head at Rent yesterday. As it does every time.

[PersonofInterest]

Posted: 3/18/07 at 9:23pm

"Come on guys, CHILL!"
Has always made me a little uncomfortable.

[PersonofInterest]

Posted: 3/18/07 at 9:25pm

Plus, sometimes I just get SO PISSED that Mimi doesn't die. She really should die.

[kasim]

Posted: 3/18/07 at 9:31pm

i'll get slapped for this one. my vote for cheesiest

But the line from wicked when they are gonna have punch

where norbert goes "apples, peaches, and pears" then glinda responds "oh my"

[BDrischBDemented]

Posted: 3/18/07 at 9:34pm

Really, any line from "Wicked" that references "The Wizard of Oz" is cheesy.

And really really, 90% of the lines in "Wicked" in general are cheesy.

[Squire on the Fire?]

Posted: 3/18/07 at 9:37pm

I was going to say "I'd sooner buy defying gravity."

And the punch line is Boq and Nessa, not Fiyero and Galinda, by the way.

ETA: The line in 'Christmas Makes Me Cry' from BKLYN:
"Santa Claus is just a man wearing funny clothes..."

Updated On: 3/18/07 at 09:37 PM

[SporkGoddess]

Posted: 3/18/07 at 9:37pm

iRuvPrinceton: Have you actually read the novel? In the context, those lines are beautiful.

I get annoyed that Mimi doesn't die, too. She dies in the opera!

[COOOOLkid]

Posted: 3/18/07 at 9:38pm

I love the song, but I don't like the line, "Like cats to cream" from Wheels of a Dream.

[PointOfNoReturn612]

Posted: 3/18/07 at 10:00pm

Much as I LOVE Wicked, I must say that "There are bridges you cross you didn't know you crossed until you've crossed" made me laugh out loud the first time I heard it!

(and I agree about the corny Wizard of Oz puns as well!)

[FutureAladdinOnB'Way]

Posted: 3/18/07 at 10:04pm

Nessarose:" What are you doing here"
Elphaba:" Well There's no place like home"
Gotta love Wicked even with it's cheezyness

[SDav 10495]

Posted: 3/18/07 at 10:06pm

ETA: The line in 'Christmas Makes Me Cry' from BKLYN:
"Santa Claus is just a man wearing funny clothes..."

Oh come on...that's pretty bad, but you have ALL of Brooklyn: The Musical to choose from and that's the worst you can come up with?

[onstage06]

Posted: 3/18/07 at 10:09pm

As much as I love this show: from Maury Yeston's Phantom

"I know magic, magic is my friend"

wow

[PersonofInterest]

Posted: 3/18/07 at 10:11pm

This isn't REALLY a cheesy lyric but here's something that has always driven me crazy in one of my favorite shows.

In "A New Brain" when Rhoda answers the phone and Mr. Bungee is on the line, there is about a half second pause where she listens to him and then she spits out about 32 bars of dialogue! Drives me crazy, and that's one of my favorite numbers in the show!

[wickedrentq]

Posted: 3/18/07 at 10:12pm

I can't stand "ye gods" and "jeely kly" from the Music Man. Ulgh.

[PersonofInterest]

Posted: 3/18/07 at 10:16pm

OOOh. Yeah, that's a good one. I think it's "Ye Gads" but does it really matter? It's annoying whatever it is!
Updated On: 3/18/07 at 10:16 PM

[BDavis0092]

Posted: 3/18/07 at 10:18pm

Yeah it's "Ye Gads" and it's annoying.

[iRuvPrinceton]

Posted: 3/18/07 at 10:22pm

"iRuvPrinceton: Have you actually read the novel? In the context, those lines are beautiful."

Ooh, yes, I have read the novel (and loved it), and I understand why the lyrics are there, but when I listen to the song, it just irks me. No other explanation.

[jbdc]

Posted: 3/18/07 at 10:22pm

Footloose: Dancing is not a Crime. They took a beautiful monologue from the film and came up with this....

"...Y'know, King David?
Dave
He made a science outta
knockin' out giants
The bigger they come
The harder they fall
He didn't like math
or geography,
but, check this out:
He loved choreography!

Careful, Ren
There's a law
Now what were you saying
To Reverend Shaw?

...So he would dance
Hal-le-lu
Every time he had the chance
Whatever the season
or circumstance
He found a reason to throw
a party in his pants
And he'd dance
Par-tay!
He would dance
So dancing doesn't always
make you do nasties
Look at the Book of Ecclesiastes [my personal favorite]
Okaaay!

...It says it right here
Right here
Man doth dance
And it was good..."

[remember that this is where the audience is supposed to be most sympathetic to Ren--and they give him this to say. God bless Walter Bobbie director and co-writer. Why is he still allowed near new scripts?]



Updated On: 3/19/07 at 10:22 PM