I'm telling you. They changed keys for her...and she still didn't have the notes for it. She does it in her British accent. She's got about a four note range, and a one note acting ability. PAINFUL.
See, I think David Hasselhoff wasn't great - but I find it hard to believe he was worse than Jack Wagner.
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/14/03
Melanie Griffith as Roxie
George Hamilton as Billy
Rosie O'Donnell as Rizzo (was she a replacement? I can't recall)
If in Heaven you don't excel, you can always party down in hell...
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/18/03
rosie was original cast
add to that Pia Dowes as Velma.
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/14/03
Was she? Alright, well she was still bad lol
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Definitely Pia Zadora in Crazy for You. She was just dreadful. The odd thing is, I can still hear the way she sang, "Naughty Baby". There was no need to cast her, especially with the pool of talent that exists out there.
Toni Braxton in Beauty and the Beast. Talent-free.
The girl that replace Jennifer Holliday in "Dreamgirls". Of course, I was really upset because I missed Jennifer by one day!!
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
David Hasselhoff as Jekyll and Hyde, he killed one of the best male roles ever created and he also killed all of my favorite songs, I will never forgive him for that
Louis Gosset Jr. in chicago (he only played 6 performances i'm guessing he was fired)
Melanie in chicago
Sebastian Bach in Rocky Horror
Hasselhoff in J&H
Christy Carlson Romano in B&tB
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/14/03
LGJr didn't even play 6 performances... and no, he wasn't fired.
If in Heaven you don't excel, you can always party down in hell...
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
David Hasselhoff as Henry Jekyll/Edward Hyde in "Jekyll and Hyde".
Stand-by Joined: 8/26/04
gag I can't believe David hasselhoff was in J&H!
he hasn't gone on yet, but I can't stand to see Rent on Broadway once Drew Lachey is going to be mark!
I know he's going to screw it up
just b/c drew has the worst diction i've ever heard.... oh who am i kidding he's gonna suck
Ewe Scary Spice in Rent! I am just mad that she doesnt wear the blue plastic pants! That was my favorite costume of all time! Ewe, she's so gross!
Stand-by Joined: 8/6/04
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/14/04
Lesley Gore in Smokey Joe's Cafe. I think it was just a temporary engagement but God was she awful. And totally innapropriate for the show.... since she could have given birth to the majority of the cast members!
yeah - seriously - derek 2 - u dont desearve to be alive!!!!!!! JLT was freakin awsome!!!!!!!!! she made it her own and was hilarious, while having a beautiful voice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mandy Gonzalez was a much better Amneris than Taylor Dayne.
Taylor Dayne was dreadful...I'm not really sure what the casting people were thinking. She isnt even that big of a name. Remember when someone stole her dog and car?
Christy Carlson Romano as Belle
Joey Fatone as Seymore.............have u ever noticed that his last name spells "fat one" and he was the fattest one in nsync? lol
Someone needs to slap sense into Derek. JLT is a fantastic talent and she is doing a wonderful job in Wicked.
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/14/03
Joey was actually pretty good as Seymour. I didnt go in expecting much but I was plesantly surprised.
If in Heaven you don't excel, you can always party down in hell...
Stand-by Joined: 8/6/04
are you guys dumb? derek said he was just kidding about JLT and that she was the best..
Yeah...when I said I was going to kill him I was joking, b/c he was joking....HAHAHAHA Updated On: 8/30/04 at 08:14 PM
hahaha....I am dumb (rather...I missed the part where he said he was joking). I was so quick to defend JLT.
OOOPS
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