You favorite funny line

Mine was for a long time from "A Chorus Line".. " To commit suicide in Buffalo would be redundent".
But after Sly Fox I think it may be from "Sly Fox" and Pro.Irwin Corey " She's a BIMMMMMBO"

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this isnt really my favorite, i have too many to choose...
but i just finished lsoh and i love when audry says:
"i'd put on cheap and tastless outfits, not nice ones like this."
it always got a big laugh

"Tough titty." - LSOH

Still the same:

"I need your shoe to have a child!"

Into the Woods

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Well, the entirety of Lady Bracknell's interview with Jack from "The Importance of Being Earnest" is to me the funniest scene ever written (especially as played in the classic film version from 1952 with Dame Edith Evans as Bracknell and Sir Michael Redgrave as Jack):

Lady Bracknell: Are your parents living?
Jack Worthing: I have lost both my parents.
Lady Bracknell: To lose one parent, Mr. Worthing, may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness.

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Lady Bracknell: Do you smoke?
Jack (né Ernest) Worthing: Well yes, I must admit I smoke.
Lady Bracknell: I'm glad to hear it. A man should have an occupation of some kind.
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Lady Bracknell: Ignorance is like a delicate exotic fruit; touch it and the bloom is gone. The whole theory of modern education is radically unsound. Fortunately, in England at any rate, education produces no effect whatsoever.
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Lady Bracknell: Thirty-five is an attractive age. London is full of women of the highest birth who have, of their own free choice, remained thirty-five for years.
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Lady Bracknell: To speak frankly, I am not in favour of long engagements. They give people an opportunity of finding out each other's characters before marriage. Which I think is never advisable.

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"It's about this whale..." - Ruth Sherwood, Wonderful Town

"My God, that moon is bright!"
"Somebody's been sleeping in my dress."
"I was never in the chorus"
"I'll have you know that once in Pittsburgh I played Mother Cabrini. During LENT!!" - Vera Charles, Mame

"Frid! We cannot be caught squatting on the ground like Bohemians!" - Mme. Armfeldt, A Little Night Music

"Who're you gonna tell...?"
"I was only trying to be a good mother..." - Witch, Into the Woods

And there are so many more I just can't think of right now...

~Kevin

Little Sally: Is she going to fall in love with him?
Officer Lockstock: She has to! He's the hero!
-Urinetown

Nessarose: I can't harbor a fugitive. I'm an unelected official.

Fiyero: I've been thinking
Elphaba: I heard!

-Wicked

don't know why i find those funny but I do.

Bush is only for now! and
Maggot drop and give me 69.
1. Avenue Q
2. Embedded
Mamma i'm a big shill now, such a big big shill.

Updated On: 5/1/04 at 10:16 PM

"well then, why dont you go run and get it, oh wicked witch of the west?"
"if your intention was to shoot an arrow through my heart... bull's-eye!"
haha, those and every other line in the producers

"THAT'S the time where you've got to get up on your two feet and shout: WHO DO YOU HAVE TO F*** TO GET A BREAK IN THIS TOWN?!!!!"--The Producers

ok - I can't remember the exact quote - but in Mame there is a line when Mame is talking to Mr. Babcock and the exchange goes something like this:
Mame: "Isn't that right Mr. Babbitt?
Babcock: "Cock! BabCOCK!"
Mame: "YES."

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"Suck don't blow." -- Mamma Mia
I think it was the whole scene that just made it hilarious.

LOL We really need a good revival of Mame on Broadway. (With Christine Baranski in there someplace). I just picture her being a wonderful attribute to that story for some reason.

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