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[nystateomind04]

Posted: 5/25/04 at 11:19pm

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS, im poster #100!

i love the dialouge in importance of being earnest, including the quote below which isnt even one of the funnier bits, but i like it for some reason.

[CurtainUp]

Posted: 5/26/04 at 4:13pm

(On war)
"Sometimes I think men raise flags when they can't get anything else up."

~Berthe, in "Pippin"

[jonartdesigns]

Posted: 5/26/04 at 7:02pm

from Damn Yankees
(Mr. Applegate is on the phone with hell)
Applegate: Hello hell? Its me *pause* wadda ya mean who? who else gets to leave?

from Chicago
Velma: hello suckers, welcome back

[BakersWife3]

Posted: 5/26/04 at 7:13pm

Crazy for You:

"At least my dress doesn't have any leather fringe on it"
"Oh that's ok, your hair kindda makes up for it"

[VivLaVieBoheme]

Posted: 5/26/04 at 7:41pm

Ok I've got QUITE few favorite lines:

Avenue Q:

"Grab your dick and double click for porn, porn, porn!"
"Being on an elevator, and somebody shouts "hold the door!" NO! SCHUDENFREUDE! F*CK you, lady, that's what stairs are for!"
"SH*T! Her name is Alberta, she lives in Vancouver..."
"Brian! Come back here! You take out recycalabirds!"
"You can't put your finger there! PUT YOUR FINGER THERE!"

[Rose_MacShane]

Posted: 5/26/04 at 7:45pm

Everything in "Urinetown" is hilarious, but I think this is my personal favorite:
Little Sally: "What kind of musical IS this?! The good guys finally take over and then everything starts falling apart??"
Officer Lockstock: Like I said, Little Sally, this isn't a happy musical.
Little Sally: But the music's so happy!
Officer Lockstock: Yes, Little Sally. Yes it is.

I also like this one from "The Producers":
"I want you to know, my dear, that even though we're sitting down, we're giving you a standing ovation."