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You favorite funny line
#100re: Your favorite funny line
Posted: 5/25/04 at 11:19pm
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS, im poster #100!
i love the dialouge in importance of being earnest, including the quote below which isnt even one of the funnier bits, but i like it for some reason.
CurtainUp
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/9/04
#101re: Your favorite funny line
Posted: 5/26/04 at 4:13pm
(On war)
"Sometimes I think men raise flags when they can't get anything else up."
~Berthe, in "Pippin"
Rosencrantz: "Be happy - if you're not even HAPPY what's so good about surviving? We'll be all right. I suppose we just go on."
- from Tom Stoppard's Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead
jonartdesigns
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/04
#102re: Your favorite funny line
Posted: 5/26/04 at 7:02pm
from Damn Yankees
(Mr. Applegate is on the phone with hell)
Applegate: Hello hell? Its me *pause* wadda ya mean who? who else gets to leave?
from Chicago
Velma: hello suckers, welcome back
"Grease," the fourth revival of the season, is the worst show in the history of theater and represents an unparalleled assault on Western civilization and its values. - Michael Reidel
BakersWife3
Chorus Member Joined: 5/3/04
#103re: Your favorite funny line
Posted: 5/26/04 at 7:13pm
Crazy for You:
"At least my dress doesn't have any leather fringe on it"
"Oh that's ok, your hair kindda makes up for it"
Do not put your faith in a cape and a hood.
They will not protect you the way that they should.
~Into the Woods
"There is no plague! You are trying to raise cows on the side of a MOUNTAIN!!!" ~Meredith Parker, Bat Boy
#104re: Your favorite funny line
Posted: 5/26/04 at 7:41pm
Ok I've got QUITE few favorite lines:
Avenue Q:
"Grab your dick and double click for porn, porn, porn!"
"Being on an elevator, and somebody shouts "hold the door!" NO! SCHUDENFREUDE! F*CK you, lady, that's what stairs are for!"
"SH*T! Her name is Alberta, she lives in Vancouver..."
"Brian! Come back here! You take out recycalabirds!"
"You can't put your finger there! PUT YOUR FINGER THERE!"
~~**I've had a knack from way back of breaking the rules once I learned the games**~~
~~**Badger badger badger badger badger...MUSHROOM!!!**~~
#105re: Your favorite funny line
Posted: 5/26/04 at 7:45pm
Everything in "Urinetown" is hilarious, but I think this is my personal favorite:
Little Sally: "What kind of musical IS this?! The good guys finally take over and then everything starts falling apart??"
Officer Lockstock: Like I said, Little Sally, this isn't a happy musical.
Little Sally: But the music's so happy!
Officer Lockstock: Yes, Little Sally. Yes it is.
I also like this one from "The Producers":
"I want you to know, my dear, that even though we're sitting down, we're giving you a standing ovation."
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