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#26

re: what's your favorite line from a current broadway show?

Posted: 2/4/07 at 4:21pm

"If you took the “W” from who, the “H” from ghost, the extra “A” from aardvark, and the “T” from tsunami, you could say “WHAT?” forever and nobody could ever hear you because it’s all silent."

That's one of my favorites too! She used different words when I saw it though. It was the W in answer and the T in listen.

And even though it closed...
"Oh my god, the whole thing turns."
-Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
#29

re: what's your favorite line from a current broadway show?

Posted: 2/4/07 at 9:34pm

"Seven overrated wonders, sever underwhelming seas, six excrusciating continents.. Antarctica? Oh please." -The Drowsy Chaperone
Tonya Pinkins: Then we had a "Lot's Wife" last June that was my personal favorite. I'm still trying to get them to let me sing it at some performance where we get to sing an excerpt that's gone.
Tony Kushner: You can sing it at my funeral.
#30

re: what's your favorite line from a current broadway show?

Posted: 2/4/07 at 9:40pm

"Thats why I changed to Frankie Vally. V-A-L-L-Y"
"No, V-A-L-L-I"
"How come"
"Because you're Italian. You gotta end in a vowel. Delgado, Castoluccio, Pizza. Valli with an I, it says this is who I am, if you don't like it, you can go **** yourself"

---- Jersey Boys.
"Anybody that goes to the theater, I think we’re all misfits, so we ended up on stage or in the audience.” --- Patti LuPone.
#32

re: what's your favorite line from a current broadway show?

Posted: 2/5/07 at 12:10am

"My WORD?! You're asking a whore for her cherry!"

-THE LITTLE DOG LAUGHED
"Winning a Tony this year is like winning Best Attendance in third grade: no one will care but the winner and their mom."
-Kad

"I have also met him in person, and I find him to be quite funny actually. Arrogant and often misinformed, but still funny."
-bjh2114 (on Michael Riedel)

Updated On: 2/5/07 at 12:10 AM

#35

re: what's your favorite line from a current broadway show?

Posted: 2/5/07 at 7:48am

My client, a rising young movie star, with a slight, recurring case of homosexuality, has informed me that to this evening's banquet he would like to bring his mother, so that nobody will know that he's gay.

--Little Dog
#39

re: what's your favorite line from a current broadway show?

Posted: 2/5/07 at 12:59pm

TO LOVE ANOTHER PERSON IS TO SEE THE FACE OF GOD. --- LES MISERABLES.

"My dear, even though we're sitting down, we're giving you a standing ovation." --- Max to Ulla after WHEN YOU GOT IT, FLAUNT IT in THE PRODUCERS.

"Blonde." --- Elphaba in WHAT IS THIS FEELING? in WICKED

"TO LOVE ANOTHER PERSON IS TO SEE THE FACE OF GOD"- LES MISERABLES--- "THERE'S A SPECIAL KIND OF PEOPLE KNOWN AS SHOW PEOPLE... WE'RE BORN EVERY NIGHT AT HALF HOUR CALL!"--- CURTAINS
#41

re: what's your favorite line from a current broadway show?

Posted: 2/5/07 at 1:14pm

Foster, I second the "cherry" quote. Best line in ages, especially as delivered by diva Julie White.
"The sexual energy between the mother and son really concerns me!"-random woman behind me at Next to Normal "I want to meet him after and bang him!"-random woman who exposed her breasts at Rock of Ages, referring to James Carpinello
#42

re: what's your favorite line from a current broadway show?

Posted: 2/5/07 at 1:16pm

There are probably 15 lines - if not more - in LITTLE DOG LAUGHED, all uttered by White, that could count as my favorite of any current show.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#43

re: what's your favorite line from a current broadway show?

Posted: 2/5/07 at 1:26pm

:When Amber, Velma, Edna and Wilbur all show up at the record shop:
"If we get anymore white people up in here, it will be a suburb"
--- Hairspray

:Penny speaking to Tracy on TV:
"Hi Tracy. Its me... Penny."
"She can't hear you"
--- Hairspray

"He's a good kid, he just needed alittle, you know guidance."
--- Jersey Boys
"Anybody that goes to the theater, I think we’re all misfits, so we ended up on stage or in the audience.” --- Patti LuPone.
#45

re: what's your favorite line from a current broadway show?

Posted: 2/5/07 at 4:19pm

There was a line towards the end of Act One in the current Company revival (it's probably in the original too) that I can not for the life of me remember. All I know is that either David or Paul says it, and it's a great line. So if anyone knows it... that's my answer!
#50

re: what's your favorite line from a current broadway show?

Posted: 2/5/07 at 9:51pm

"Mother will sing 8, not 9"

I was underwhelmed with the cast recording of Grey Gardens, but after a little road trip I took this weekend, and some of the songs came on--I've fallen in love with a few of the songs re: what's your favorite line from a current broadway show?. There are more lines in the show that made me laugh, but I can't think of them at the moment.
"If it walks like a Parks, if it wobbles like a Parks, then it's definitely fat and nobody loves it." --MA

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