wouldnt jessica simpson make a good elphaba???

#1

wouldnt jessica simpson make a good elphaba???

Posted: 1/17/05 at 8:30pm

just a thought.

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#2

re: wouldnt jessica simpson make a good elphaba???

Posted: 1/17/05 at 8:32pm

No.
sorry
but no

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Was that a fat joke?

#3

re: wouldnt jessica simpson make a good elphaba???

Posted: 1/17/05 at 8:33pm

Jessica has horrendous techinque and can't act to save her life. So, no.

#4

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Posted: 1/17/05 at 8:33pm

Let me say this right here and now. No.

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#5

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Posted: 1/17/05 at 8:33pm

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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#6

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Posted: 1/17/05 at 8:35pm

She has a powerful voice to be sure but I could NEVER in a million years see her playing Elphaba.

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#7

re: wouldnt jessica simpson make a good elphaba???

Posted: 1/17/05 at 8:40pm

I could see her as Nessarose ONLY IF she could act.

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#8

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Posted: 1/17/05 at 8:41pm

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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#9

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Posted: 1/17/05 at 8:42pm

Har dee har har har!

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#10

re: wouldnt jessica simpson make a good elphaba???

Posted: 1/17/05 at 8:44pm

Do we see a consensus being made here?? anyone? anyone??
Jessica Simpson as Elphaba:
"i'm defyyying gravity..Nick, babe, what's glal...gvallie...gravilt... gravity??"
Nick "that's what holds us to the earth"
Jessica " Oh.....i thought it was glue"

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Was that a fat joke?

#11

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Posted: 1/17/05 at 8:52pm

*rubs eyes*

No...I didn't read that...*goes back to doing whatever I was doing before*

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#12

re: wouldnt jessica simpson make a good elphaba???

Posted: 1/17/05 at 8:54pm

Um...what drugs were you taking when you posted that and was it just a ruse to get people to freak out?

If you were actually serious....did you miss the part where Elphaba actually needs to be done by someone who can sing? JS is a silly little blonde girl who looks good in short skirts...that's about it.

#13

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Posted: 1/17/05 at 8:55pm

erm, no.

#14

re: wouldnt jessica simpson make a good elphaba???

Posted: 1/17/05 at 8:56pm

I don't think Jessica Simpson should even be seen on stage ANYWHERE, much less a Broadway stage.

#15

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Posted: 1/17/05 at 8:58pm

Dude. She can barely sing a D properly. And we do not need Elphaba turned into a sex icon. And typically they choose people who can act.

:-p

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#16

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Posted: 1/17/05 at 8:59pm

No. Never. Not Ever.

#17

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Posted: 1/17/05 at 9:03pm

no but i can see it now Newlyweds the musical
"am i eating fish or chicken"
song in "c" it would be soo great

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#18

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Posted: 1/17/05 at 9:20pm

haha rent head i can see it too.

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#19

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Posted: 1/17/05 at 9:22pm

NO!!! That's gross.

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#20

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Posted: 1/17/05 at 9:43pm

like omg!!!! Maybe people can like Cook Buffalo wings under her posters!! And omg Ashlee can be the new character in the show Madame Horrible.

Updated On: 1/17/05 at 09:43 PM

#21

re: wouldnt jessica simpson make a good elphaba???

Posted: 1/17/05 at 9:44pm

NONONONONONO STILL NO

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Was that a fat joke?

#22

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Posted: 1/17/05 at 9:48pm

No!!! I really like Jessica Simpson but there is not way she can play Elphaba!!

#23

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Posted: 1/17/05 at 9:49pm

you are a sick sick man

#24

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Posted: 1/17/05 at 9:53pm

love the voice, but i mean come on. elphaba? ...NO!

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#25

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Posted: 1/17/05 at 9:58pm

I totally agree with the definately no, but u people are being mean!

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