May 19, 2008 — 11:31:49 AM
Some of these suggestions are completely off the wall. The best opening number is Invocations and Instructions to the Audience from The Frogs, and just manipulate the lyrics to the Putting it Together version (which I'm sure you can find on that site) It was originally supposed to be the opening for Forum, but it got scrapped last minute, and replaced by Comedy Tonight. Not many people do it. It's hilarious. How can you not laugh at the two lines "Please, don't fart, there's very little air a...