Shrills, Chills, Shills and Thrills

[papalovesmambo]

Posted: 11/4/03 at 10:38am

hello, i'm new to this site and joined because like many of the people here i like to talk too much. or type too much. whichever. i want to point out that i do not use caps as i feel that emphasizing one letter above the others in a word is an abridgement (i like the extra "e" but the word can go both ways, makes it interesting, huh?) of their first ammendmant rights as letters and contributes to the diminuation of them as letters thus fueling the rapid rise in violent crime among members of the alphabet. my typing skills are less than perfect and diminish markedly after the 1st martini, so anything i post after lunch may well be illegible.

i am also offering my services as a shill to the many p.r. people out there who are reading this forum and kicking themselves for not having had the foresight to acquire paid shills for their products. please contact me directly to discuss price (i may be easy, but i am not cheap).

all that said, ya'll sound like fun as i read along so instead of dipping a toe i'm somersaulting in. so look out below!

[sheekala]

Posted: 11/4/03 at 10:44am

papa, first pick a show( a terrible one that is!), embrace it blindly, use the word AMAZING as much as possible and don't forget to mention that people were lining up at intermission to buy future seats(even though the box office isn't open then) and away ya goooo!

[papalovesmambo]

Posted: 11/4/03 at 10:57am

why, sheekala, i surely would but i just can't imagine that there are any "bad" shows on broadway right now. i mean those brilliant producers and general managers and backers just would never insult the intelligence and wallets of the theatre going public by allowing a bad or unfinished product to be unveiled. i'm shocked and awed that you might suggest that i could find anything on the boards right now that could be fodder for shills.

[Gothampc]

Posted: 11/4/03 at 10:59am

Also don't forget to push Sutton & Kristen as much as possible. Ex: Sutton and Kristen are being talked about as replacements in "Take Me Out".

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 11/4/03 at 11:02am

What's with the caps in the subject line, you sell out you?

[papalovesmambo]

Posted: 11/4/03 at 11:12am

damn, namo, i was so sure no one would notice! well, i might as well admit it: bloody mary breakfast. and that was before i found myslef quoted in the taboo email blast.

[sheekala]

Posted: 11/4/03 at 11:16am

but he's a "Shill" namo, he's allowed! And Papa, how foolish of me to even imagine that this season has anything less than honest to God Broadway Classics! R&H move over, Jule Styne step aside,we got George O'Dowd in da hizzhouze!

[papalovesmambo]

Posted: 11/4/03 at 11:57am

r&h? styne? these an advertising agency and an actor, maybe? i am not following here. :weg: plus you forgot to mention stevie "my schwartz is bigger than yours."

[Al Dente]

Posted: 11/4/03 at 2:31pm

I think papalovesmambo, is a keeper!

[sheekala]

Posted: 11/4/03 at 2:33pm

I agree Al, as a matter of fact I can't help but think ol' papa is a major star slumming it in here wit hus!

[Al Dente]

Posted: 11/4/03 at 2:48pm

Funny, I thought the very same thing. BUT...he will NEVER be as famous as the oft quoted AlD.... MUAHHAAHAAAAA!!!

[PB ENT.]

Posted: 11/4/03 at 3:08pm

Oh Prunella! Not another one for the "cuc-koos" nest! Looks like he's been on the Atkins diet a wee bit long.
sheekla~ What are you trying to do to me with these hunkies? At least you saved my from my cardio workout today. In fact too many more of these and I'll forget I'm older than dirt.

OK...back to work..Thank goodness!

Posted: 11/4/03 at 3:09pm

Welcome to our happy home, full of arguments, screaming, laughing and making up, the typical America home.

[papalovesmambo]

Posted: 11/4/03 at 4:08pm

sniff, sniff, oh lordy, mama, i dun found mah home and these here folks dun been so nice ta me it just makes me get all wobbly.

[robbiej]

Posted: 11/4/03 at 4:09pm

Why, those are lovely sentiments, Prissy.

Now come birth my baby.

[Sunfish]

Posted: 11/4/03 at 4:36pm

Welcome to my world! :glub:glub:
(madly flapping fins to avoid the backwash)

I've read the Taboo board a couple of times, and saw you posted there. So your quotes were out of context too, huh?

I'm a GREAT shill. Maybe we need to start a company, Shills-R-Us? Great employment opportunities for the easily impressed! Or vivacious wanna-be-actors. Not anyone who has been on a stage in the last 20 years, of course, just those who pretend well.....

Sunnie

[DofB5]

Posted: 11/4/03 at 6:38pm

Notice--shrill is first. Ha! ::snap:: Someone is reading my posts! Proof postive.

Welcome to the board Papa!

D Updated On: 11/4/03 at 06:38 PM

[MasterLcZ]

Posted: 11/4/03 at 8:24pm

papa, are you e e cummings?

Posted: 11/7/03 at 10:01am

"Why, those are lovely sentiments, Prissy.

Now come birth my baby."

But mistah Robbie, I don't know nothin' 'bout birthin' babies!

[dollypoop]

Posted: 11/7/03 at 11:31am

Papa drinks martini's during the day? Is he Michael Riedell?

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 11/4/04 at 12:55pm

That Sheekala was such a sweetie!

[Craig]

Posted: 11/4/04 at 12:56pm

(cough)

[Mr. Tuttle]

Posted: 11/4/04 at 1:12pm

The instant shill message thread: (insert your own choices)

OHMYGAWD!!(**note..all shill posts must start this way as regulated by the federal goverment).

I JUST SAW _____ AND IT IS FREEKIN'AMAZING! I GOT TICKETS FROM A FRIEND AND DIDN'T WANT TO GO AT FIRST BUT NOW I'M SOOOOOO (note..must always use multiple vowels in certain words) GLAD I DID! ______ IS THE GREATEST SHOW SINCE ________ (note...the comparison to "Rent" is always a safe good bet). I WAS TOOOOTALLY BLOWN AWAY BY __________ (note...Kristin is always a good option..even if she's not in the show). THE MUSIC WAS SOOOOO __________ IT SOUNDED JUST LIKE (note...another comparison.."Rent" or "Phantom" are always good options) AND I LOOOOVED IT! I WENT RIGHT OUT AND BOUGHT THE CD! (note..it doesn't matter if a cast recording had been made yet). DURING INTERMISSIONS, I WENT TO THE BOX OFFICE AND BOUGHT TICKETS FOR TOMORROW'S SHOW (note..it doesn't really matter if there is really a show the next day). BUT THEY WERE SOLD OUT..IN FACT, THEY'RE SOLD OUT TILL _______. BUT MY FIRENDS KNOWS PEOPLE AND GOT ME TICKETS ANYWAY FOR ME AND MY_______ (note..mom is always a good option). DON'T WAIT CAUSE THIS SHSOW WILL BE SOLD OUT BY THE TIME YOU READ THIS (note..that doesn't make sense but neither do shills). P.S. I AM NOT A SHILL. I DON'T KNOW ANYONE CONNECTED WITH THE SHOW...EXCEPT (note..add that you know the composer).