Ha ha ha, this is cracking me up big time. Here's mine:
NO PROM: A NEW PANDEMIC
Act I:
"COVID-19 is Changing Lives"
"Just Breathe Into Your Mask"
"It's Not About Fauci" (Trump's plea to stay relevant before the 2020 election; bonus points if the cowbell solo is replaced by DT's now-iconic "bing bongs"
"Quarantine Without You"
"The Social Distancing Song"
"Flu Happened: A Series of False Trump Claims Since the New Year"
"We Look to You: An Ode to Doctor Anthony Fauci"
"Tonight Belongs to You... in At Least 18 Months"
Act II:
"Prez" (fake style, false confidence, and every bit of fake news)
"The Lady's Symptoms Are Improving" (seriously... don't give up on her yet!)
"Avoid Thy Neighbors, and Stay At Least Six Feet Apart"
"Alyssa Greene: Tales of Another COVID-19 Fatality"