"Everyone's a little bit rascist..." (Sorry, couldn't resist.)
Q: What is the most weirdest or funniest thing a fan has asked you?
Joe Flanigan, Stargate Atlantis: When a fan asked me for help with his grammar. I'm available.
only jokes I know are very dirty (former bartender here, and no I won't post them). I liked the elephant one, loved the pilot one....keep 'em coming! lol
EDIT: gotta love a joke I can tell my kids...but then again, I doubt they know who Smokey the Bear is ...got some 'splainin' to do.
Updated On: 12/12/05 at 06:10 AM
On a train there was Bill Clinton, George Bush, a spectacular looking blonde and a frightfully awful looking fat lady.
After several minutes of the trip, the train passes through a dark tunnel, and the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard.
When they leave the tunnel, Clinton had a big red slap mark on his cheek.
The blonde thought - "That rascal Clinton wanted to touch me and by mistake, he must have put his hand on the fat lady, who in turn must have slapped his face"
The fat lady thought - "That dirty old Bill Clinton laid his hands on the blonde and she smacked him".
Bill Clinton thought - "George put his hand on that blonde and by mistake she slapped me".
George Bush thought - "I hope there’s another tunnel soon so I can smack Clinton again".
"Now I may not have much, but I have more determination than any man you're likely to meet." - Big Fish
"Misdirection. What the eyes see and the ears hear, the mind believes." - Swordfish
I so don't mean to keep posting endlessly and I know it's way off topic but what the hell, it's late (for me, or early for you)and this is refreshing! Loved that one Munk!
Yea, it's off topic...but hell...since its created already...why not. Jose' could move it to the off topic board. Got that one from one of many emails. I would post more, but it may be inappropriate for some.
"Now I may not have much, but I have more determination than any man you're likely to meet." - Big Fish
"Misdirection. What the eyes see and the ears hear, the mind believes." - Swordfish
"This table, he is over one hundred years old. If I could, I would take an old gramophone needle and run it along the surface of the wood. To hear the music of the voices. All that was said." - Doug Wright, I Am My Own Wife