CUTEST THING EVER.- Page 4

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 12/17/08 at 4:00pm

Corine, you must get your ass up out of that chair and walk again. You must! Not for yourself or your mother who loves you. Not for the more than eight people who read CorinesCorner for CorinesDollarStoreRecipes and all the latest PressReleaseTips. No, Corine. You must stand and you must teach yourself to walk again and you must smile through the tears and pain for that BIRD. You must be selfless. You must put your needs aside and do it in order to save Powder's plumage.

If you could survive confetti bombardment at Slava's Snowshow in a damp outfit, you can do ANYTHING.

[doodlenyc]

Posted: 12/17/08 at 4:15pm

"If you could survive confetti bombardment at Slava's Snowshow in a damp outfit, you can do ANYTHING."

I dont know, that sounds pretty brutal! Not as brutal as plucking yourself, tho.

[Jane2]

Posted: 12/17/08 at 4:56pm

Corine, even if the bird is not neglected, plucking their feathers out is a very serious condition.

[Corine2]

Posted: 12/17/08 at 5:48pm

F U NAMO. UP YOUR KEG HOLE.
I say that with a big finger pointed there.
F U.
PS I have not been using a chair in months. And fyi I get over 780 a day so up yours.

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 12/17/08 at 5:53pm

"UP YOUR KEG HOLE."

Well I do love beer so keg hole is oddly appropriate. I think the expression you might be thinking of is cake hole. But that's fine. I know you're bloody well mad but this is tough love to motivate you to walk again! And you shall! And you'll be thankful I ticked you off enough to get you up and moving once more.

I'm sure you get all those hits on your site. You do realize that because you have approximately 11,526 photos on your opening page that each time it loads in each item causes your hit number to go up one, right? In any event, I said over eight, which is probably right, correct?

Anyway, WALK FOR POWDER AND MY KEG HOLE.

[Corine2]

Posted: 12/17/08 at 6:37pm

I don't think it is funny or cute. I am mad as hell right now.
I missed my NYC AND CO event because the stupid ctg car service got stuck in traffic and were 45 minutes late.

The girl did her hair FOR A LONG LONG TIME AND MAKEUP and I looked pretty tonight and now I can't go because CTG Car service ****ed up. Nice, huh.

I AM IN A VERY BAD MOOD SO BE CAREFUL. I MIGHT BITE YOUR HEAD OFF. So, be nice.

[NYadgal]

Posted: 12/17/08 at 6:38pm

Can't you just arrive a little late?
There is ALWAYS traffic in NYC in December. People are always arriving late for things.

Don't waste a good hairdo and makeup!

[NYadgal]

Posted: 12/17/08 at 6:40pm

CTG = Corporate Transport Group?
We don't use a car service at work anymore, as they got too expensive and we have to watch every penny.

[iflitifloat]

Posted: 12/17/08 at 6:49pm

Maybe you should have stuck with Access a Ride.

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 12/17/08 at 6:53pm

And arrive like a commoner? Her being all did up and all.

[NYadgal]

Posted: 12/17/08 at 7:04pm

She could take the pink parrot-mobile!

[Jane2]

Posted: 12/17/08 at 7:09pm

I'm always so impressed when you guys find just the perfect pictures no matter what we're talking about. that is so adorable!

[TheatreDiva90016]

Posted: 12/17/08 at 7:25pm

If she had only told the trasportation company that she owned two knock offs of the original Bad Idea Bears.


I bet they would have shown up on time.

[Corine2]

Posted: 12/17/08 at 7:53pm

Addy and float-

CTG was from Access a ride. They could not take me tonight and gave me a voucher for a black car. It was a very important event and all the way on Pine Street. I had a five pm pickup for a 6 pm event and they wanted to come at 6. I would get there at 7 and the event was only till 8.

Access a ride is a great service but sometimes screw ups occur and this event was the event of the year. I am really sad.
Sucks. Oh well. I miss taking the subway but my pt person does not want me to as the stairs are a bad idea and they are afraid someone will push me.

I MISS THE TRAIN SO MUCH. SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH. I could have shot down on the train but I am forbidden to take it. The bus would take 2 hours.

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 12/17/08 at 10:03pm

Allow me to open my keg hole in order to ask who, pray tell, has the power to forbid your taking the train and why on earth would you listen to them if it means missing the event of the year?

[NYadgal]

Posted: 12/17/08 at 10:04pm

Access a Ride is able to provide people with private car service?

No wonder they are operating way over budget.

[NYadgal]

Posted: 12/17/08 at 10:11pm

Seriously - the more I think about it, the more appalled I am.

Access a Ride contracts private car service so people can go to parties?

And my MTA NYC transit fares are going up?
What the *&%$!

[Jane2]

Posted: 12/17/08 at 10:16pm

If it was such and important event, wouldn't you take a taxi as the last resort?

[NYadgal]

Posted: 12/17/08 at 10:17pm

Good point!

[Craig]

Posted: 12/17/08 at 10:26pm

I'm still stuck on the "forbidden" thing.

Really. Corine. How old are you? Forbidden?

If you pride yourself as being a journalist you must really choose your words carefully. Perhaps you meant advised against it. Or perhaps they suggested you not take the stairs. Or perhaps they just warned you to be careful if you decided to take the stairs in case someone accidently bumped into you.

Forbidden? really?

[Corine2]

Posted: 12/17/08 at 10:29pm

Cutest thing ever:


Updated On: 12/17/08 at 10:29 PM

[NYadgal]

Posted: 12/17/08 at 10:34pm

I thought the dancing bird was the cutest thing ever.

[Corine2]

Posted: 12/17/08 at 10:37pm

Sorry, this man is the sexiest man I have ever seen.
OMG. I LOVE BIRDS BUT MEN ARE BETTER.

[NYadgal]

Posted: 12/17/08 at 10:38pm

Where's Namo when we need him?

[iflitifloat]

Posted: 12/17/08 at 11:10pm

Probably plying his keg hole with a Guinness or two...