#1
Posted: 9/8/04 at 8:29pm
Well my Uncle Dollypop came to his census. He came back from Europe and took me out of The Home. It was a crappy place. No internet, no tomatoe plants, and no one could indulge in sofisticated conversation about meaningful theatre. Geeze, most of the kids in The Home didn't even know that Taye Diggs was gonna take over the lead in DRACULA. I mean, come on!
Anyhows, I no longer go to school at Our Lady of Food. Now that I'm living on Long Island, I attend the new St. Welfare Academy. In case you din't know, St. Welfare is the patron saint of people who are on welfare. The principal in our school is a real dork. His name is Brother Purity and he walks around with his hands folded like he's always praying. He makes us start the day with The Serenity Prayer. Isn't that the prayer they recite at Alcoholics Anonymous? I know, because my mother went to a few meetings but decided it was more fun to hang out with her "theatre pals" and drink martinis. We wear uniforms in this school and I hate wearing a tie evry day. Oh well, at least the grils are nice looking.
Theres a Jewish school across the street from ours. You know its Jewish because all the kids come to school in limos and Town cars. At St. Welfares we use public transportation or walk. Theres this one gril at the Jewish school named Madeleine Rosenblatt. I think she likes me. I mean, she offered me a piece of her matzo before school this morning. That makes me think she's serious about me.
Guess what???? Matt_G goes to the Jewish school too! He's kewel! His bruises have faded since he was beaten up by Timothy Drywater for stealing his construction paper. I like Matt. He's teaching me all sorts of dirty things. Ive lived a pretty sheltered life in that duplex. Matt's changing all that.
Oh, by the way, I have a really kewel picture that my uncle brought home from Scotland. Hes wearing kilts. I'm selling it to the highest bidder.
Gotta go. My uncle makes me do my homework every night. Tonight I have to learn all about phonics.
~Caldwell~
Anyhows, I no longer go to school at Our Lady of Food. Now that I'm living on Long Island, I attend the new St. Welfare Academy. In case you din't know, St. Welfare is the patron saint of people who are on welfare. The principal in our school is a real dork. His name is Brother Purity and he walks around with his hands folded like he's always praying. He makes us start the day with The Serenity Prayer. Isn't that the prayer they recite at Alcoholics Anonymous? I know, because my mother went to a few meetings but decided it was more fun to hang out with her "theatre pals" and drink martinis. We wear uniforms in this school and I hate wearing a tie evry day. Oh well, at least the grils are nice looking.
Theres a Jewish school across the street from ours. You know its Jewish because all the kids come to school in limos and Town cars. At St. Welfares we use public transportation or walk. Theres this one gril at the Jewish school named Madeleine Rosenblatt. I think she likes me. I mean, she offered me a piece of her matzo before school this morning. That makes me think she's serious about me.
Guess what???? Matt_G goes to the Jewish school too! He's kewel! His bruises have faded since he was beaten up by Timothy Drywater for stealing his construction paper. I like Matt. He's teaching me all sorts of dirty things. Ive lived a pretty sheltered life in that duplex. Matt's changing all that.
Oh, by the way, I have a really kewel picture that my uncle brought home from Scotland. Hes wearing kilts. I'm selling it to the highest bidder.
Gotta go. My uncle makes me do my homework every night. Tonight I have to learn all about phonics.
~Caldwell~
"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)
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