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#51

re: A Message From ~Caldwell~

Posted: 9/12/04 at 5:59pm

Hay Caldwell!!!!!!!!!!

My Ant Dinah and Ant Shirley are from the Isle of Lesbos. My mom tol me that. So if you need info fur yor report i'll ask them. Jus lemme no!!!

Shaquannah~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#52

re: A Message From ~Caldwell~

Posted: 9/12/04 at 7:05pm

Shaquannah, it is sooo exiting to know that both of your aunts are Lesbians...not that there's anything wrong with it. i"ll let you know if i need anymore help on my report.

Madeleine, I looked up those dishes you mentioned in my uncle's jewish cook book and they look totally fab. Tommorow i'll talk to Brother Purity and see if its okay for me to join you at synegoggle. I understand he's pretty flexable about things like that. Kids have told me hes flexable in other things too, but i dont have anything to back that up. Its Sister Imminent Demise who may present a problem. She may schedyule a test in Health class that day. I don't know why they have a nun named "Imminent Demise" teaching health. By the way, she looks like shes gonna keel over any minuet now! Maybe thats why shes so mean.

"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)

#53

re: A Message From ~Caldwell~

Posted: 9/12/04 at 7:11pm

Caldwell, I have an awesome idea to let Sister Iminent Demise let you come to synagogue withme..........just tell her you will write an extra credit report about Jewish people! Sounds like a good idea. ~~~~~~~~~~Madeleine~~~~~~~~~~~

"Friends are the people you chose as family."....Me.

#54

re: A Message From ~Caldwell~

Posted: 9/12/04 at 7:36pm

That's a great idea! Maybe i should make this a report on Jewish food because its a health class (but our teacher doesnt look very healthy!)

"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)

#55

re: A Message From ~Caldwell~

Posted: 9/12/04 at 7:47pm

Caldwell, we are having chicken soup with kreplach/ Chjicken soupo cures everything. Maybe you could write about it and bring some to Sister Imminent Demise?!~~~~~~~~Madeleine~~~~~~~~~

"Friends are the people you chose as family."....Me.

#56

re: A Message From ~Caldwell~

Posted: 9/12/04 at 7:50pm

Or maybe not!

"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)

#57

re: A Message From ~Caldwell~

Posted: 9/12/04 at 7:57pm

madelin u r so obvus.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#58

re: A Message From ~Caldwell~

Posted: 9/12/04 at 8:01pm

Shaquannah,what do you mean by that? ~~~~~Madeleine~~~~~~~~~

"Friends are the people you chose as family."....Me.

#59

re: A Message From ~Caldwell~

Posted: 9/12/04 at 8:13pm

*rolls eyes* rite like u dont no

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#60

re: A Message From ~Caldwell~

Posted: 9/12/04 at 8:16pm

Shaquannah..I have no idea. Be nice and please explain it to me. ~~~~~~~~~~~~Madeleine~~~~~~~~~~~

"Friends are the people you chose as family."....Me.

#61

re: A Message From ~Caldwell~

Posted: 9/12/04 at 8:42pm

u r the skool slut and caldwell duznt even go 2 r skool so stay away frum him!!!

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#62

re: A Message From ~Caldwell~

Posted: 9/12/04 at 9:14pm

I am not a slut. I am a nice JHewish girl. . And for your info,Calwell is coming to my synagogue for the new year and then to my house for a holiday dinner. So put that in you bra and stuff! { it needs stuffing anyway}

"Friends are the people you chose as family."....Me.

#63

re: A Message From ~Caldwell~

Posted: 9/12/04 at 9:18pm

oh no u din't!!!! u frizzy hair ho!!!! caldwell WATCH YUR BAK!!!!

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#64

re: A Message From ~Caldwell~

Posted: 9/12/04 at 9:47pm

Pleeze dont fite over me!

Brother Purity is always telling us to lead virtuous lives. Now how can I do that when I have two moderately attractive female girls fighting over me?

Yes, I'm going to celebrate Rosh Shaquanna with Madeleine, but I wanna ask Shaquanna to be my date for the sock hop that were inviting Idina to come to. Lets be sivilized!

~Caldwell~

Now let me finish my report about male Lesbians.

"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)

Updated On: 9/12/04 at 09:47 PM

#65

re: A Message From ~Caldwell~

Posted: 9/12/04 at 9:56pm

i dont no if i kin be ur date cuz i dont like u like that. but i will say yes cuz i need to keep u awy from multiorganic madeline.

shaquannah~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#66

re: A Message From ~Caldwell~

Posted: 9/12/04 at 10:00pm

Thats kewel! Im glad yur coming to the sock hop with me!

Its gonna be primo when Idina walks in and we can find out whether her skin is really green. We already know that Taye Diggs doesnt have green skin!

"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)

#67

re: A Message From ~Caldwell~

Posted: 9/12/04 at 10:06pm

of korse idena duznt have green skin!! silly caldwelll.. they dip hur in a vat of food kuloring. but why r u having idena sing????? i'm WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY better!!!! cheeper too...

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#68

re: A Message From ~Caldwell~

Posted: 9/12/04 at 10:10pm

If you wanna sing with Idina Ill arrange it because Im in charge of this event. So long as its something from WICKED.

"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)

#69

re: A Message From ~Caldwell~

Posted: 9/12/04 at 10:16pm

Caldwell: well, who else am I sposed to play wif if no one plays wif me?

will Idina and Taye sing sumthing from Greasy at the sok-hop?

#70

re: A Message From ~Caldwell~

Posted: 9/12/04 at 10:18pm

Pipsy, you come to the sock hop and I'll make sure every guy at St. Welfares notices you!

"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)

#71

re: A Message From ~Caldwell~

Posted: 9/12/04 at 10:23pm

wel i donno anithing frum wikced i jus no its the awsumest sho EVER.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#72

re: A Message From ~Caldwell~

Posted: 9/12/04 at 10:25pm

Well, LEARN some songs from WICKED, dummy!

"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)

#73

re: A Message From ~Caldwell~

Posted: 9/12/04 at 10:30pm

o!!! ok. i will.

Shaquannah The Gratest Singa Evah!!!!!~~~~~~~~~~~~

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#74

re: A Message From ~Caldwell~

Posted: 9/12/04 at 10:49pm

You could lern "Poopular." It's the second bestest song in the hole show.

#75

re: A Message From ~Caldwell~

Posted: 9/12/04 at 11:11pm

ewww christin sang that. IDENA 4-EVAH!!!!

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

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