A Message From ~Caldwell~ — Page 5

2day, Malka from akross the street at the jewish skool grabed me and made me play doktor wif her in the garaje. she poked me a lot wif her stefoskope. it hurted lots but i didn't wanna komplain cuz she was sumone to play wif. but she told me that madeleine tells her that madeleine is gonna show caldwell her woo-woo after the moovie their going to watch.

Ok Caldwell, maybe we could get a nice comedy/ Why dont you pick one out. I really like funny movies. Do you like popcorn? I can make some for us. I dont like movies where people are killed. Laughter is the best thing for everyone. Maybe we could watch the Frisco Kid with Gene Wilder. It is about a Rabbi who travels by horse to California in the olden days. I could explain the Jewish parts to you. Than maybe we could get a nice Catholic movie like the Singing Nun with Debbie Reynolds. You could explain the Catholic parts to me. I am very glad we are friends Caldwell. ~~~~~~~~~~~~Madeleine~~~~~~~~~~~

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Updated On: 9/14/04 at 08:58 PM

Maybee Caldwell lykes krabs. my unkle John had them as pets

he mite notus them if thay wurnt made of kleeneks.

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You know, I was watchin television this afternoon and there was this hole story abouot how the Jewish people celebrate Rosh Shaquanna by blowing the SHOFAR! Its a horn. Madel;eine had be believing that we were gonna blow the chauffeur, Thats a hole different matter.

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mAYBE YOUR RIGHT sHAQUANNA. I have to re-think my relationship with Madeleine. But I'm still going to her house for dinner tomorrow but only because I love beef brisket.

~Caldwell~

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Caldwell, how on earth could you actually think that I am a slut? Are you going to believe what other people tell you or are you going to have your own idears? People tell me not to see you because you are a genital. I just believe that you are a very nice person. I am very hurt and I am crying into my honeycake.

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Yesterday cwas the first day of Rosh Shaquannah. I went to the synagogue with Caldwell. He looked very handsome in his jacket and tie. The thing is he really didnt talk to me. Almost like he didint want to. Maybe because we were in a synagogue and he had never been to one before. The cantor sang very well but the Rabbi's sermon was a bit long. Still, it is a New Year and we all start with a clean slate. After services we all gradually walked outrside to see what everyone else was wearing. Calwell still wasnt talking to me which made feel kind of sad. When we got home we could smell Mom's brisket cooking. She made so much food.! people sure did eat a lot. Even Caldwell ate a lot. He just kept eating brisket and didnt talk to anyone. I want to know what is wrong. I even asked him if he was mad at me..........he just said more brisket, please.

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I have been doing lots of thinking which usually happens to me during the holidays. Maybe the reason why Caldwell was so quiet was that he was trying to take in everything. It was new to him. I did rememeber him watching my Mom light the candles. His eyes were wide open in amazement. Maybe I could teach him the blessings. He also liked saying the blessing over the wine/grape juice and the challah. Maybe Caldwell wants to be Jewish? And I thought he just liked brisket!

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Shabbos today and another day spent in synagogue. That makes three days this week! And Friday night starts Yom Kippur. That is when we are forgiven for our sins by fasting which means not eating or drinking anything. {ersonally, I thing it should be called "slowing" because there is nothing fast about it at all! We dont eat from Friday sundown until Saturday sundown. I know I have sinned because know one is perfect. Shaquannah thinks she is perfect and I feel sorry for her. I will say a prayer for her. I am glad Caldwell had a good time at my house. He needs to be with a nice family so he can feel loved. He says he doesnt want to become Jewish because of an operation that boys have. It usually happens when a baby boy is 8 days old. The family gets together and a Mohel comes and circumvents the baby's you know what. Then it doesnt look like it has a turtleneck. Then everyone eats a lot and drinks wine and says Mazel Tov. It is called a Bris which means covenant in Hebrew. Once I went to a Bris and they served cocktail weenies which I thought wasnt a good idea. I am glad I am not a boy!!

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Madelein wasn't shut up, she was "brought up" and everytime she looks at Shaquanna she throws up.

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Do they serve brisket at a bris? is the meat cut or uncut? if it's uncut, does the molehill slice it?

will fasting help you lose some of your took-ass, Madeleine?

what happened to the cabray that shaquana and caldwell were going to do with each other?


-jack

Updated On: 9/19/04 at 11:08 PM

~I didnt think anyone remembered me. Its been along time since I posted here. Ive been real busy lately reheasing a play called "Two and Two Make Sex" at school~

Ever hear of it?

~Caldwell~

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