A Message From ~Caldwell~- Page 6

[shira467]

Posted: 4/20/07 at 8:52pm

I gotta bump it!

[Dollypop]

Posted: 4/20/07 at 9:01pm

~I didnt think anyone remembered me. Its been along time since I posted here. Ive been real busy lately reheasing a play called "Two and Two Make Sex" at school~

Ever hear of it?

~Caldwell~

[shira467]

Posted: 4/20/07 at 9:42pm

I LOVE that play. I'm also a fan of "Three and Three makes VD"

[Dollypop]

Posted: 4/20/07 at 9:49pm

"Three and Three Makes VD"???

I've got the CD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

~Caldwell~

[shira467]

Posted: 4/20/07 at 9:53pm

Isn't it great?

I especially love the song "Aspirin in My Coke"

The lyrics are great...

"He put an aspirin in my coke
And we kissed the night away
Into my skin his lips did soak
And he never called agay--ay-ay-ain"

[Dollypop]

Posted: 4/20/07 at 10:35pm

Thats my favorite tune on the disc! Has that show ever been done on Broadway or is another one of those obscure scores that have only been preformed in London?

~Caldwell~

[shira467]

Posted: 4/21/07 at 1:27pm

I think its only in London sadly. But I think Shaquannah saw it.

[The Grovers Corners Yenta]

Posted: 4/21/07 at 3:23pm

Caldwell, where have you been? I have missed my good friend ! Are you behaving? I am ok, We have to get together and talk.~~~~~~~Madeline.

[Dollypop]

Posted: 4/21/07 at 3:54pm

Ive been okay. Brother Purity is keeping me busy working on the school plays. Our version of LA CAGE AUX FOLLES was awesome. Everyone said I was the best Cagelle on the stage.

Uncle Dollypop is driging me crazy tho. He has this ballplayer coming over to visit and whenever that happens I have to sleep in the garage. The ballplayer has a game this afternoon so when that's over he'll be coming over here all sweaty and crummy and then I have to go into the garage.

It aint fair I'm tellin ya. It aint fair.

Oh yeah, guess who just told me I have to go to the store and buy some vitasmin water?

Dammit!

~Caldwell~

Updated On: 4/21/07 at 03:54 PM

[shira467]

Posted: 4/21/07 at 3:57pm

I hate that! Having to fetch for the ballyplayer. Or, in my case, often the mailman! Even after I picked up the mail, my Mom would tell me to go to my room because the mailman was there. I TOLD her I'd already gotten the mail, but she didn't listen.

[Dollypop]

Posted: 4/21/07 at 5:14pm

Mr. Ballplayer is on his way. Dammit they won!!!! That means the'll be alot more noise than usual.

Updated On: 4/21/07 at 05:14 PM

[shira467]

Posted: 4/21/07 at 5:17pm

At least you don't have to hear the mailman go "Stamp it baby, STAMP it".

He seems to really like his job.

[Dollypop]

Posted: 4/21/07 at 5:21pm

Naw, I'll be hearing all sorts of garbage about "sliding it in", "hit it out of the ballpark" and "Yeas, another homer!"

I wish theyd grow up!

[shira467]

Posted: 4/21/07 at 5:31pm

I love Homer. Have you ever read the Odyssey? It's really cool.

[Dollypop]

Posted: 4/21/07 at 6:44pm

Not that Homer, you doofus! Like a homerun.

Anyhow, Mr. Baseball arrived a shorr while ago. He was pretty grubby but he still looked like he had just walked off a box of Wheaties. I think he has his eyebrows waxed. Nobody looks THAT good!

The two of them are in the Jacuzzi now with scented candles and champagne.

I cant stand it. I really cant.

[The Grovers Corners Yenta]

Posted: 4/21/07 at 7:19pm

Caldwell, you could come to my house and we could watch a movie on my DVD player. I promise it won't be one about baseball.....Madeline

[Dollypop]

Posted: 4/21/07 at 8:11pm

I can't get to anyone's house right now. I'm in the garage and can't get to a computer.

~Caldwell~

[shira467]

Posted: 4/21/07 at 8:32pm

Wow! How can you type?!

[Dollypop]

Posted: 4/21/07 at 8:42pm

Ill answer you Shira, once they let me out of the garage.


~Caldwell~

Updated On: 4/21/07 at 08:42 PM