America's Next Top Model Cycle 10- Page 4

[Mister Matt]

Posted: 3/11/08 at 4:54pm

Well, that last episode was filled with all kinds of skank, wasn't it? Fatima, after apologizing for her attitude last week, has a memory lapse and remarks about Allison's ass being all huge which, what? I mean, it would be sort of funny if there was some kind of justification, but Fatima just made herself look crazy, which is how Allison should have dealt with the situation. Instead, Allison takes the offended off-ramp from the eating disorder highway and claims to be a "recovering anorexic". Right. I'm not saying she wasn't anorexic, but I mean, for a girl who loves to talk about herself, it's never come up before now? And so conveniently? Call me cynical, but I have just known WAY too many girls who cry "eating disorder" when it can be used to their advantage. And stop giving me that look, but because you know exactly what I'm talking about. Anyway, I'll give her the benefit of a doubt for the entire rest of the time she's on this season. I swear. So she decides to rectify the situation by making racist remarks. Smart girl, that one. Yeah, nobody watches this show. Just wait until you get home (in a couple of days).

Meanwhile...makeovers! I have to say, this is definitely one of the best makeover cycles. Nearly everyone looks better. Stacy Ann actually has a bit of an edge for a change, which immediately turns into soft fluffy bunny rabbits the moment she opens her mouth, but it's one of the reasons I like her. Claire looks HOT. I think the blonde pixie cut really works for her. She looked interesting and intriguing before. Now she still does, but she POPS out with a bang. Lauren looks so pretty, she doen't know what to do with herself. It's so Shandi! I hope she has sex in Milan with a hot Italian dude. I really do. Anything on Marvita is an improvement over that pointy door-stop she had previously sitting on her head. That was just nasty. Allison thinks she looks hot and really goes out of her way to tell us how much more professional and awesome she is, so any element of suspense in this episode has completed deflated. But it is nice of her to tell us how she has modeled professionally (at a Wednesday J.C. Penny senior sales luncheon) and traveled to various Asian countries (to be sold as a pre-teen boy toy sex slave, though there were no takers). Bottom line, no matter how great she tells us she is, she still smells like spoiled bitch left out in the summer sun.

The only makeover I didn't like was Anus. Now, she really looks like she lives up to her name. Even Amy Winehouse is like, "Ew!"

Makeup challenge. Blah blah...Fatima looks like she used glow-in-the-dark finger paints! HAHAHAHAHA!!! Blah blah...Claire wins! YAY! We like Claire. She gets to have her picture on a website. Woo! Unlike the picture on the Top Model website. Or on the Google photo search. But, whatever. YAY!

Photo shoot. All the girls look pretty good, except, poor Whitney! I mean, what were they thinking??? GOD! That was just mean. Allison was predictably bad, but went on to tell us that no matter what Mister Jay says, she thinks she rocked the photo shoot. Why don't these girls ever watch the show before casting? I mean, to not laugh at them at this point would be rude.

Judging...Paulina...yeah, we know she's new...Miss Jay and the vest of velcrocity...Nigel...can we just pause for a moment? Nigel... Ok, I'm better. Lauren gets called first! YAY! I'm really enjoying this. And Allison gets kicked in her Big Apple Bottom. YAY! This cycle already rocks. I'm hoping Marvita will go all Trigger on Fatima's ass and stomp her to death like a rattlesnake on the western plain.

You wanna be on top, bitch?

Updated On: 3/11/08 at 04:54 PM

[Kasie]

Posted: 3/11/08 at 4:56pm

They would be stupid to get rid of Nigel as well as Jay, the guy with the icy hair. Hopefully none of them will resign...

[Jane2]

Posted: 3/11/08 at 5:03pm

I don't think I care who the judges are, as long as they aren't as boring as Twiggy was.

[lildogs]

Posted: 3/11/08 at 5:05pm

I agree Matt--Fatima is in dire need of a stompin'. Of course, she'd just bring up her clitorectomy again...

[MTVMANN]

Posted: 3/12/08 at 2:14am

I agree with everyone daying that Dominique's makeover took her back a step! However, she is going to get a new color, so maybe this will help!

Allison was on the prettiest girls IMO, so I didn't think she'd go so quick.

[chealion313]

Posted: 3/12/08 at 8:42pm

I never watched before this season and am now completely addicted...I just wish they'd come out with all the other cycles on dvd so I watch them all.

My odds are on Claire...LOVE her.

[luvtheEmcee]

Posted: 3/12/08 at 8:49pm

wtf is with Amis? Is this Lisa redux?

[Jane2]

Posted: 3/12/08 at 8:52pm

I may be in the minority but I don't like Dominique's looks at all.

[blueroses]

Posted: 3/12/08 at 8:52pm

Why is Tyra so sing-songy? What a ham.

[mauriposa]

Posted: 3/12/08 at 8:55pm

On no! My nap raged out of control, and I woke up in the middle of panel.

[blueroses]

Posted: 3/12/08 at 8:58pm

Paulina is great. I like her SO much better than Twiggy. And I nearly always agree with her critiques. She's blunt without being intentionally obnoxious.

[mauriposa]

Posted: 3/12/08 at 9:01pm

Yup. Didn't even watch the episode, but when she walked into panel, I knew she was going home.

[keen on kean]

Posted: 3/12/08 at 9:11pm

This is an unimpressive lineup. Even their photo shoots are unattractive. I wish they would have some decent fashion and commercial shoots instead of the stunt things they are doing (unsuccessfully) this cycle. How about modeling shoes, then gloves, then trench coats? Love Nigel, and think Paulina is extraordinarily beautiful. Otherwise, the show is getting tired.
Updated On: 3/13/08 at 09:11 PM

[blueroses]

Posted: 3/12/08 at 9:15pm

keen on keen, good idea. They did a fantastic shoe campaign shoot during season two (I think it was two...the one with Yoanna and Shandi). It was for a Steve Madden ad. Shandi had legs that went on for DAYS.
Updated On: 3/12/08 at 09:15 PM

[supportivemom]

Posted: 3/12/08 at 9:21pm

What the hell was up with modeling with meat? That was the dumbest shoot yet. I wish they would have a contest to let viewers submit ideas because I think they are running out of them! Just sayin'.

[Jane2]

Posted: 3/12/08 at 9:30pm

There are only so many poses a model can take. After all these seasons, and all these models, it's beginning to look all the same to me. Yawn!

[lildogs]

Posted: 3/13/08 at 9:59am

Nobody really knocked it out of the park with that meat shoot...but Lauren (for the dork she is) always has such great pix--maybe it's just that she's smart and can understand that she's supposed to ACT during the shoot.

[doodlenyc]

Posted: 3/13/08 at 10:13am

We are still laughing about Tyra's impression of Lauren (the "so wrong she's right" girl) last week.

Amis and Dominique are sharing Lisa's brain...but neither control it all of the time.
Amis might tinkle in a diaper on camera, and Dominique will surely tell everyone else how to model, but neither are WTF? like Lisa:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8053200985641499323&q=Lisa+D%27Amato&total=60&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=0

[MTVMANN]

Posted: 3/13/08 at 4:01pm

I knew Amis would be going home soon.

Lauren is in danger of being a "girl who takes beautiful pictures but is unimpressive in person."

I fear that a nude shoot will knock Amiee out of contention.

Also, I was able to guess the photo shoot from the Tyra Mail!!!!!!

[lildogs]

Posted: 3/13/08 at 4:07pm

Tyra reminds me of my old voice teacher--she used to sing stuff too...and wasn't Nigel looking especially cute last night during panel?

[doodlenyc]

Posted: 3/13/08 at 4:40pm

I'm sure this has been addressed, but how ANNOYING is the marquee Tyra mail when they all have to read it in unison like its Wheel of Fortune?! UGH!!!

[lildogs]

Posted: 3/13/08 at 4:43pm

It takes too long and it makes them all seem like old people trying to read the Keno numbers at Mohegan Sun.

[Shawk]

Posted: 3/13/08 at 4:46pm

To me it sounds charmingly like third graders reciting the Pledge of Allegiance, and with similar incomprehensibility.

[Jonny boy]

Posted: 3/13/08 at 4:51pm

I think Claire is going to win this season

[lildogs]

Posted: 3/13/08 at 4:55pm

And Shawk...the difference would be?