Any predictions as to who dies on "Desperate Housewives" next week? — Page 3

All the men on this show have become such caricatures to such an extent that I guess it's the writers' way of an attempt at making the women look three (two?) dimensional. Still doesn't work.

Carlos is a d*ck, Tom is a child, Orson is nuts, Mike is a bore, Karl is a whore, MJ is annoying and Jesse Metcalf got fat. Oh yeah, and Andrew came out and his character was eliminated. What a waste.

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I can't get into that one either, danmag.

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I just can't get into cartoons. I have to watch enough of them with Henry.

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I was just sexting with Marc Cherry and he told me that MJ is the one who tried to strangle Julie because Susan said she couldn't play with him she had to go to the hospital to be with Julie and that pissed him off. And the coffee shop girl was just for kicks, he had asked for skim milk earlier in the day and she gave him 2%. Julie finds out and after wrestling with him for a gun for a good 6 minutes and it going off once (which scares Lynette into having a miscarriage of one of the kids) MJ is shot in the head and instantly dies all while Julie is hanging from the staircase for dear life. Meanwhile Carlos rushes in to see whats happened and Julie loses her grip and falls on him blinding him once again. Gabby runs in to see what happened and she's so upset she gets in the car to drive him to the hospital not seeing that Juanita is eating a wedding cake in the driveway and backs into her, beheading her.

Updated On: 12/5/09 at 01:08 PM

I can't believe they killed off Gabi!

Eva Longoria must be LIVID!

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Pgenre, not true!

*SPOILER*
You don't really find out. The nurse from the hospital (who blackmails the Bolens) was hit face on by the plane, so she's gone, but the rest, were not sure. Bree, Orson, and Karl were inside of a holiday house that the plane crashes into, but you don't find out who makes it out or who dies. But you do see a bloody hand sticking out of a window at the end that looks like a woman's, but you cant be sure. I can't wait until the next episode!

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Updated On: 12/6/09 at 10:04 PM

Oh, please.

DIFFERENT is not the same as GOOD.

Zzzz.

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GREAT episode! My mouth dropped during the last few minutes.

When Mona was blackmailing, I said to myself "I hope the bitch dies". Well, looks like I got my wish.

The couple flying the airplane died.

It has to be either Karl or Orson that died. The female hand belonged to Bree, but she could just be hurt. It would be a dumb idea to kill off Bree at this point.

The fifth person has to be one of Lynette's unborn twins. When she tried to save Celia, she fell down pretty hard.

Can I just say that Katherine is one crazy bitch! I mean, all that for a guy when there are 3 million other men in this world?

Having just watched the episode, my predictions are...

Karl (Bree and Orson reunite - and ironically, Karl plays a part in causing his own death)

Lynette's twins (that ends that dead end storyline - and Lynette sacrifices her own babies to save Gabby and Carlos' kid - that reconciles her with them)

Mona (the Bolens' secret is safe for now)

The man flying the plane (his wife survives - not that it matters)

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Maybe Lynette will abort the other one and then get her job back!

How are Lynette's twins in vitro?

I think it's very possible one or both pilots lives. That could make things very interesting in terms of deaths.

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Lynette is not going to have a brain-damaged baby.

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