Girly's going to kill you, SOMMS. I'll try to protect you as best I can, but just in case, it was nice knowin' ya!
And as for AARP, yep, the mailings started within minutes of my birthday. I joined, because what the hell, I can always use the discount at Duane Reade.
My favorite AARP mailing to date was the one that came with the message: TIME SENSITIVE MATERIAL. Very. Funny.
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)