Ashlee or Jessica Simpson?

#1

Ashlee or Jessica Simpson?

Posted: 7/20/06 at 10:15am

Who is the bigger music star now? Ashlee's new single Invisible was just released onto iTunes and is already in the Top 10. Jessica's A Public Affair has been sitting outside the Top 10 for a while now. So in the eyes of only the music bizz is Ashlee the bigger star?

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#2

re: Ashlee or Jessica Simpson?

Posted: 7/20/06 at 10:19am

Well, didn't Ashlee's two CDs go to number 1? Jessica hasn't been able to get her album to number 1. Anyway, I think Ashlee has better songs and she makes me wanna lala.

Javi

#3

re: Ashlee or Jessica Simpson?

Posted: 7/20/06 at 10:25am

They're both hot... now.
I think I'd rather hang out with Jessica though. She seems less angsty.

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#4

re: Ashlee or Jessica Simpson?

Posted: 7/20/06 at 12:36pm

I prefer Ashlee's music. . . . and body.

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#5

re: Ashlee or Jessica Simpson?

Posted: 7/20/06 at 12:50pm

Ashlee seems to be a bit bigger. Her two albums did go to number one, which is all kinds of scary.


Jessica definitely has a better voice. Even though the way she chooses to sing happens to be obnoxious.

#6

re: Ashlee or Jessica Simpson?

Posted: 7/20/06 at 12:55pm

I think Ashlee seems to big the bigger music star, but Jessica is overall the bigger star. Both do nothing for me, though.

#7

re: Ashlee or Jessica Simpson?

Posted: 7/20/06 at 12:58pm

hmmmm...
Syphilis or Gonorrhea -- which is the more noxious infection?

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#8

re: Ashlee or Jessica Simpson?

Posted: 7/20/06 at 1:01pm

Total lame Southern hick ass Star/celebrity wanna-bes.

The only reason I knew about Jessica Simpson was being of "Newlyweds". And the only reason I know about Ashlee is being her father is a stage mom from Hell and gave her her own T.V. show. Do I own her CDs? Yes. Some of her songs are catchy.

Neither have talent, but they're pretty, I guess. Ashlee's prettier now with her nose job and Jessica has big tits and married Nick "The only thing I'm famous for is marrying Jessica Simpson" Lachey. Oh wait, he was in the boy band for 5 seconds, right? Yeah. Whoopty-doooooooooooo.

As MAD TV said, Ashlee's barely mediocre. Did anyone see their L.O.S.E.R. video? Priceless. I couldn't have done it better myself.

#9

re: Ashlee or Jessica Simpson?

Posted: 7/20/06 at 1:03pm

Jessica is a multimedia brand, Ashlee is a pop star. Jessica is more like a spokesmodel right now than a pop star. Jessica hawks cosmetics, Proactive, jewelry shoes, breath mints, Pizza Hut, etc. Jessica is an icon worldwide, but especially in Asia. Ashlee has a few cute hit songs. Jessica will last. She'll end up on Lifetime movies or hosting some entertainment show. Ashlee can't sing and Jessica can sing very well. Jessica definitely is my pick for favorite Simpson sister. Ashlee could end up in a porn with Ryan Cabrera or in rehab.

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#10

re: Ashlee or Jessica Simpson?

Posted: 7/20/06 at 1:04pm

Neither.

#11

re: Ashlee or Jessica Simpson?

Posted: 7/20/06 at 1:05pm

Publicity wise, they're both popular with the paprazzi, but I don't care in the least for either of them Ashlee's speaking voice annoys the heck out of me though, and I've never been a fan of southern accents to begin with.

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#12

re: Ashlee or Jessica Simpson?

Posted: 7/20/06 at 1:32pm

You folks are mean to the Southerners.

I used to be able to stomach Jessica. I have never been able to handle Ashlee. She is NOT talented. She just screams. Her music is produced until she sounds halfway decent. On stage she looks and acts like she is in a high school talent show. Jessica, on the other hand, has a decent voice, she just chooses craptastic songs to sing.

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#13

re: Ashlee or Jessica Simpson?

Posted: 7/20/06 at 1:32pm

I prefer Jessica over Ashlee, but Ashlee is definitely the better dancer :).

#14

re: Ashlee or Jessica Simpson?

Posted: 7/20/06 at 1:33pm

Ashlee is definitely more interesting. And I like the stuff she writes.

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#15

re: Ashlee or Jessica Simpson?

Posted: 7/20/06 at 1:35pm

I don't mean this in a snide way at all, but does Ashlee actually write any of her music beyond perhaps throwing in the occasional lyric? I honestly don't know, but she doesn't strike me as the type who does.

#16

re: Ashlee or Jessica Simpson?

Posted: 7/20/06 at 1:36pm

"You folks are mean to the Southerners"

Nah. Just give me Kelly Clarkson over either one of these obnoxious girls any day of the week.


I have to shamefully admit that "Boyfriend" is kinda catchy, though.

#17

re: Ashlee or Jessica Simpson?

Posted: 7/20/06 at 1:37pm

Kelly Clarkson is in a completely different league.

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#18

re: Ashlee or Jessica Simpson?

Posted: 7/20/06 at 2:43pm

Total lame Southern hick ass Star/celebrity wanna-bes.

I've never been a fan of southern accents to begin with.

Mean, I tell ya! MEAN!


And Rath, your avie is making me wanna watch really old episodes of General Hospital!

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#19

re: Ashlee or Jessica Simpson?

Posted: 7/20/06 at 3:11pm

Let me clarify: I'm from Texas.

And give me Kelly, or give me DEATH!

#20

re: Ashlee or Jessica Simpson?

Posted: 7/20/06 at 3:29pm

I pick Homer.

#21

re: Ashlee or Jessica Simpson?

Posted: 7/20/06 at 7:29pm

Ashlee's new single Invisible is already #4 on iTunes and Jessica's A Public Affair is #13. Both of their careers are doing very well. As bad as the publicity recieved from the SNL snafu you have to give Ashlee credit for even being in the music bizz and being a credible star. I am not saying her voice is plausible but she pulled through a time where most people would just quit.

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#22

re: Ashlee or Jessica Simpson?

Posted: 7/22/06 at 2:51am

Ashlee's first CD is pop beauty and she looked very pretty with the black hair. She is now a Jessica knockoff and her second CD is boring garbage. Jessica is insufferable much more now than before. She used to be all virginal and holy, now she is naked and washing cars seductively. Yawn.

Ashlee.

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#23

re: Ashlee or Jessica Simpson?

Posted: 7/22/06 at 4:03am

I do have to admit that I think Ashlee looks better with the nose job, despite being a big hypocrite after preaching about how people should embrace their differences and flaws. I don't know why people try to deny the plastic surgery they've had - what's the point of having it if you don't want people to notice??

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#24

re: Ashlee or Jessica Simpson?

Posted: 7/22/06 at 4:19am

The only Simpsons that matter are on Fox on Sunday night.

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#25

re: Ashlee or Jessica Simpson?

Posted: 7/22/06 at 9:58am

by the way, does anyone know who the hot guy in Jessica's new video is?