BWW FREAKOUT- Page 31
BWW FREAKOUT
#750re: bww freakout
Posted: 1/20/06 at 11:32am
Nice to have someone inform me that I'm a fat fat fatty.
Because I'm sorry. Ms. Hilton looks like something Tinkerbell threw up.
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#751re: bww freakout
Posted: 1/20/06 at 11:33am
bwaysinger, don't even try to tell me your dog isn't FAT.
Elphapug is a FATTY BOOMBALATTY!!
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#752re: bww freakout
Posted: 1/20/06 at 11:34am
Ktizy and Bluemooon, you're just fatties! TOTAL FATTIES!
Rathy, bring it on. My dog will protect me, as will my fabulous new nosejob. did you know rhinplasty is a deterrent from being fat?
Or is that liposuction? gosh, I can't remember because I'm just so fabulous and pretty, who has time to be smart?
#753re: bww freakout
Posted: 1/20/06 at 11:36amI'm smart and talented, but I'd give it all up in a second to be stupid, shallow, and THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!!!!
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#754re: bww freakout
Posted: 1/20/06 at 11:38am
I would join this discussion, but everyone's just so very FAT here.
I, on the other hand, am "in transition."
*nose in the air*
I started a diet last Tuesday... so I'm THIN, THIN, THIN... practically... almost...
Okay, not remotely.
BWW = Broadway WIDE.
"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."
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#755re: bww freakout
Posted: 1/20/06 at 11:39amWell, come back when you're actually thin, fatty boombalatty.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
Bluemoon
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/28/04
#756re: bww freakout
Posted: 1/20/06 at 11:40amAnd smart is so over-rated, Singer. You can hire people to be smart for you.
#757re: bww freakout
Posted: 1/20/06 at 11:41am
TOTALLY! I even had to hrie this fat and ugly B*tch to walk my dog because I couldn't figure out how to put the collar and leash on my Elphapug (who is NOT FAT, you stupid and ugly, fatty fat Rath!).
Seriously, why would anyone want to be smart and fat and ugly when they could be fabulously thin and pretty, like me?
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See how thin and pretty I am!?!?!
#758re: bww freakout
Posted: 1/20/06 at 11:41am
Can I hire someone to be fat for me?
EDIT: And Rathy? I...
*sobs*
"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."
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Updated On: 1/20/06 at 11:41 AM
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#759re: bww freakout
Posted: 1/20/06 at 11:44am
B12B = fat ang ugly, like rath!
Ick poo! But I'll still hire you to drive me around in my limo and clean up after me when I pee all over my fabulously lush leather seats!
#760re: bww freakout
Posted: 1/20/06 at 11:45amhands b12b a cookie. (and a milkshake!!)
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."
Conan O'Brien
#761re: bww freakout
Posted: 1/20/06 at 11:47amMy new bumper sticker reads: I love my FAT wife.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#762re: bww freakout
Posted: 1/20/06 at 11:48amI would cry if my husband even thought of putting that on the back of his car.
#763re: bww freakout
Posted: 1/20/06 at 11:50am
B12, if you can't take the heat stay out of the kitchen!!
Which you should do anyway, fatty fat fat fat!!!
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
brdlwyr
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/14/05
#764re: bww freakout
Posted: 1/20/06 at 11:51amI actually do feel fat today, but look forward to lunch. What does everyone weigh? I am 195!
#765re: bww freakout
Posted: 1/20/06 at 11:53am
Brdlwyr, you're so fat! I'm 175.
But I'm also only 5'2" so I'm fatty fat fat. 
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See? FAT! oh, how I loathe myself.
#766re: bww freakout
Posted: 1/20/06 at 11:53amI am 5'4" 42YO w 3 kids and weigh in at about 135. So call me fat if you want but with a BP of 85/50, not sweating to much here.
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."
Conan O'Brien
#768re: bww freakout
Posted: 1/20/06 at 11:56amRichard Simmons is scheduled to come by here today with some men who are going to break down the wall to get me out of my house.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
brdlwyr
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/14/05
#769re: bww freakout
Posted: 1/20/06 at 11:58am
I am 6' and broad shouldered.
I would like to weight about 188, but right now am looking froward to lunch!!!
#770re: bww freakout
Posted: 1/20/06 at 11:58am
You are SO not fat, mom.
I was 172 before the holidays. Now 179 - was 182 after New Years. So yep, FAT!
Celebrate Life
Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch
Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch
#771re: bww freakout
Posted: 1/20/06 at 12:00pm6', 160
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
Bluemoon
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/28/04
#773re: bww freakout
Posted: 1/20/06 at 12:02pm
Rath is so fat that when someone says Kool Aid she comes crashing through the wall.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
brdlwyr
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/14/05
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