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#751

re: bww freakout

Posted: 1/20/06 at 11:32am

Nice to have someone inform me that I'm a fat fat fatty.

Because I'm sorry. Ms. Hilton looks like something Tinkerbell threw up.

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#752

re: bww freakout

Posted: 1/20/06 at 11:33am

bwaysinger, don't even try to tell me your dog isn't FAT.

Elphapug is a FATTY BOOMBALATTY!!

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#753

re: bww freakout

Posted: 1/20/06 at 11:34am

Ktizy and Bluemooon, you're just fatties! TOTAL FATTIES!

Rathy, bring it on. My dog will protect me, as will my fabulous new nosejob. did you know rhinplasty is a deterrent from being fat?
Or is that liposuction? gosh, I can't remember because I'm just so fabulous and pretty, who has time to be smart?

#754

re: bww freakout

Posted: 1/20/06 at 11:36am

I'm smart and talented, but I'd give it all up in a second to be stupid, shallow, and THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!!!!

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#755

re: bww freakout

Posted: 1/20/06 at 11:38am

I would join this discussion, but everyone's just so very FAT here.

I, on the other hand, am "in transition."

*nose in the air*

I started a diet last Tuesday... so I'm THIN, THIN, THIN... practically... almost...

Okay, not remotely.

BWW = Broadway WIDE.

"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."

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#756

re: bww freakout

Posted: 1/20/06 at 11:39am

Well, come back when you're actually thin, fatty boombalatty.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#757

re: bww freakout

Posted: 1/20/06 at 11:40am

And smart is so over-rated, Singer. You can hire people to be smart for you.

#758

re: bww freakout

Posted: 1/20/06 at 11:41am

TOTALLY! I even had to hrie this fat and ugly B*tch to walk my dog because I couldn't figure out how to put the collar and leash on my Elphapug (who is NOT FAT, you stupid and ugly, fatty fat Rath!).
Seriously, why would anyone want to be smart and fat and ugly when they could be fabulously thin and pretty, like me?
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See how thin and pretty I am!?!?!

#759

re: bww freakout

Posted: 1/20/06 at 11:41am

Can I hire someone to be fat for me?

EDIT: And Rathy? I...

*sobs*

"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."

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Updated On: 1/20/06 at 11:41 AM

#760

re: bww freakout

Posted: 1/20/06 at 11:44am

B12B = fat ang ugly, like rath!

Ick poo! But I'll still hire you to drive me around in my limo and clean up after me when I pee all over my fabulously lush leather seats!

#761

re: bww freakout

Posted: 1/20/06 at 11:45am

hands b12b a cookie. (and a milkshake!!)

"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen." Conan O'Brien

#762

re: bww freakout

Posted: 1/20/06 at 11:47am

My new bumper sticker reads: I love my FAT wife.

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#763

re: bww freakout

Posted: 1/20/06 at 11:48am

I would cry if my husband even thought of putting that on the back of his car.

#764

re: bww freakout

Posted: 1/20/06 at 11:50am

B12, if you can't take the heat stay out of the kitchen!!

Which you should do anyway, fatty fat fat fat!!!

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#765

re: bww freakout

Posted: 1/20/06 at 11:51am

I actually do feel fat today, but look forward to lunch. What does everyone weigh? I am 195!

#766

re: bww freakout

Posted: 1/20/06 at 11:53am

Brdlwyr, you're so fat! I'm 175.
But I'm also only 5'2" so I'm fatty fat fat.

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See? FAT! oh, how I loathe myself.

#767

re: bww freakout

Posted: 1/20/06 at 11:53am

I am 5'4" 42YO w 3 kids and weigh in at about 135. So call me fat if you want but with a BP of 85/50, not sweating to much here.

#768

re: bww freakout

Posted: 1/20/06 at 11:55am

I'm going to call you the Fattinator from now on!

#769

re: bww freakout

Posted: 1/20/06 at 11:56am

Richard Simmons is scheduled to come by here today with some men who are going to break down the wall to get me out of my house.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#770

re: bww freakout

Posted: 1/20/06 at 11:58am

I am 6' and broad shouldered.

I would like to weight about 188, but right now am looking froward to lunch!!!

#771

re: bww freakout

Posted: 1/20/06 at 11:58am

You are SO not fat, mom.

I was 172 before the holidays. Now 179 - was 182 after New Years. So yep, FAT!

Celebrate Life

Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch

#772

re: bww freakout

Posted: 1/20/06 at 12:00pm

6', 160

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#773

re: bww freakout

Posted: 1/20/06 at 12:00pm

I'll only admit to being 5'4". Sideways.

#774

re: bww freakout

Posted: 1/20/06 at 12:02pm

Rath is so fat that when someone says Kool Aid she comes crashing through the wall.

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#775

re: bww freakout

Posted: 1/20/06 at 12:03pm

I am just phat!

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