Honestly, I find the Washington audiences--for the most part--a bit on the sedate side. When I saw Hairspray at the KC, I felt like we were the only ones who understood that we were at a comedy! (I know this isn't about ballet, sorry.)
The big exception was last December when I sat next to two teenagers (at
Movin' Out) who carried on a loud conversation throughout the entire first act (despite requests to keep quiet).
Finally, during intermission, Caldwell B. Cladwell turned to the man sitting beside them and asked, "Are they with you?" The man nodded. "Their behavior has been abominable. I have a four-year-old and a ten-year-old who know how to behave better at the theatre than these two."
The girls did not utter a sound during Act II.
"Be on your guard! Jerks on the loose!"
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