#2
Posted: 1/6/06 at 4:25pm
How thrillingly original.
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Nothing precious, plain to see, don't make a fuss over me. Not loud, not soft, but somewhere inbetween. Say sorry, just let it be the word you mean.
Updated On: 1/6/06 at 04:25 PM
#4
Posted: 1/6/06 at 4:28pm
Ya know...can't someone finally call it:
"Stick It In Me Raw Hill"???
"Stick It In Me Raw Hill"???
"I'm so looking forward to a time when all the Reagan Democrats are dead."
#6
Posted: 1/6/06 at 4:34pm
I'm glad that the most important gay film in a long time is a big joke to some of you.
#7
Posted: 1/6/06 at 4:38pm
Sorry, Bobby. As I gay man myself, I shouldn't play into the jokes.
". . . POP . . ."
#8
Posted: 1/6/06 at 4:39pm
BugChaser Peak?
"I'm so looking forward to a time when all the Reagan Democrats are dead."
#9
Posted: 1/6/06 at 4:42pm
Wait. Are you telling me there's no "ripping the condom package open" scene? How irresponsible. I certainly won't be seeing this movie now.
#10
Posted: 1/6/06 at 4:45pm
I just think if people spent as much time as they did making jokes about the movie or discussing the sex scenes, as they did promoting the message of the film and getting people to go see it, we'd all be a stronger community.
But since most gay men (not all, but a lot) nowadays only care about the gym, pnp, and mojitos, I guess it's easier to just ignore the jokes.
But since most gay men (not all, but a lot) nowadays only care about the gym, pnp, and mojitos, I guess it's easier to just ignore the jokes.
Updated On: 1/6/06 at 04:45 PM
#11
Posted: 1/6/06 at 4:45pm
I know you're being sarcastic. Right?
Nothing precious, plain to see, don't make a fuss over me. Not loud, not soft, but somewhere inbetween. Say sorry, just let it be the word you mean.
#12
Posted: 1/6/06 at 4:47pm
If you're talking to me, the answer is almost always yes. Regardless of the question, in fact. 
Actually, the movie still has yet to open in the backwoods of southern New Jersey. Next weekend, so I'm told.
Actually, the movie still has yet to open in the backwoods of southern New Jersey. Next weekend, so I'm told.
#13
Posted: 1/6/06 at 4:48pm
It's okay. They used the rhythm method.
"Fundamentalism means never having to say 'I'm wrong.'"
-- unknown
#14
Posted: 1/6/06 at 4:48pm
Keep your panties on Bobby and try to find a sense of humor.
#15
Posted: 1/6/06 at 4:49pm
I should treat a movie I thought to be 'eh' like a sacred cow?
"I'm so looking forward to a time when all the Reagan Democrats are dead."
#16
Posted: 1/6/06 at 4:54pm
Yes you should. You need to look at the wider sociopolitical picture. You didn't enjoy the movie, fine. But you shouldn't dismiss it.
Nothing precious, plain to see, don't make a fuss over me. Not loud, not soft, but somewhere inbetween. Say sorry, just let it be the word you mean.
#17
Posted: 1/6/06 at 4:54pm
I have a sense of humor.
Do what you want, but I think using unprotected sex as a joke for an important film about gay issues is irresponsible. But that's just me.
Do what you want, but I think using unprotected sex as a joke for an important film about gay issues is irresponsible. But that's just me.
#18
Posted: 1/6/06 at 4:58pm
I cant wait im going to see it exactly 1 hour and 45 minutes
- I might be smart
- No day but today
#19
Posted: 1/6/06 at 5:00pm
See...but that's not what you said...your issue was about the movie. As a matter of fact, I agree about the 'bareback' thing. Not only is it somewhat distasteful because is turns unsafe sex-practices into a joke (don't really give a crap about the movie), it's also PAINFULLY obvious. Sure, we all called it that when we FIRST heard about it, but COME ON. It's been a while. If one is going to be distasteful, be clever!
"I'm so looking forward to a time when all the Reagan Democrats are dead."
#20
Posted: 1/6/06 at 5:03pm
Ooh. I thought of a good one. Let's all start calling him Jake GAY-llenhaal. I'll bet no one's thought of that one.
#21
Posted: 1/6/06 at 5:03pm
One of the two *homosexual* gentlemen in front of me asked for a ticket to 'Bareback Mountain.' He was genuinely embarrassed,because he knew i heard. It happens.
I was going to see Mame at Chelsea Classics anyway! Much gayer than Brokeback.
I was going to see Mame at Chelsea Classics anyway! Much gayer than Brokeback.
'The Devil be hitting me!'--Whitney Houston
#22
Posted: 1/6/06 at 5:03pm
The title of the film was ripe for this parody from Day #1.
It's neither shocking, nor original, nor clever... nor really that funny (snicker, snicker).
...but there it is, ladies and gentlemen, for the four gay people out there who haven't already thought of it.
Coming to a gay porn store near you!
And for the "straights" out there. Most of them probably don't "get" what it means anyway. A double-dose of ho-hum.
It's neither shocking, nor original, nor clever... nor really that funny (snicker, snicker).
...but there it is, ladies and gentlemen, for the four gay people out there who haven't already thought of it.
Coming to a gay porn store near you!
And for the "straights" out there. Most of them probably don't "get" what it means anyway. A double-dose of ho-hum.
"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."
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#23
Posted: 1/6/06 at 5:10pm
Calvin, that doesn't work really, as his surname is pronounced with a soft G.
Nothing precious, plain to see, don't make a fuss over me. Not loud, not soft, but somewhere inbetween. Say sorry, just let it be the word you mean.
#24
Posted: 1/6/06 at 5:16pm
Then, uh, Gay-ke Gyllenhaal? (trying so hard to put myself in the mindset of a 13-year-old boy)
#25
Posted: 1/6/06 at 5:29pm
Calvin --- quit trying so hard. It's scary in there.
Everyone knows it should be GAY-ke GAY-len-GAY-ahl.
Everyone knows it should be GAY-ke GAY-len-GAY-ahl.
"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."
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