Brendan Stryker: The Memorial Service- Page 16
Brendan Stryker: The Memorial Service
Bluemoon
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/28/04
The Grovers Corners Yenta2
Broadway Star Joined: 5/17/05
#379It That All There Is?
Posted: 1/20/06 at 2:18pmThis is a funeral/all you can eat buffet. I have prepared an authentic Caeser Salad with homemade garlic croutons and freshly grated importee parmesan cheese.
#380It That All There Is?
Posted: 1/20/06 at 2:23pmI hear they're gonna hand out gift bags when it's over...there's a movie with Rick Donovan in them...after all Brendan did meet him. I wonder what else will be in the bag. Needless to say the bag is a picture of Brendan.
pattifan2
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/12/04
#381It That All There Is?
Posted: 1/20/06 at 2:25pmBoobs, you know how much Brendan would've loved those gift bags. They'd have to include gold nipple rings, of course, and a baseball cap with the logo 'I met Rick Donovan'.
The Grovers Corners Yenta2
Broadway Star Joined: 5/17/05
#382It That All There Is?
Posted: 1/20/06 at 2:28pmAnd what about the authentic Rick Donovan condoms? I have heard that they might be a collector's item some day. But then again, who the heck collects condoms?
pattifan2
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/12/04
#383It That All There Is?
Posted: 1/20/06 at 2:31pmI hope you're not suggesting the gift bag includes anything other than unopened ones, TGCY2.....
#384It That All There Is?
Posted: 1/20/06 at 2:50pmI wonder if Brendan froze any of his sperm? Who will carry his love child?
The Grovers Corners Yenta2
Broadway Star Joined: 5/17/05
#385It That All There Is?
Posted: 1/20/06 at 2:54pmAlso in the gift bag are Dolly Pop's world famous pignoli cookies. I have heard they are quite good. In fact, he is adept at the art of baking. He is a master baker.
#386It That All There Is?
Posted: 1/20/06 at 2:54pm
*just realized that those weren't ice cubes I put in my drink*
Hrm...no wonder my martini looks like a white russian...
The Grovers Corners Yenta2
Broadway Star Joined: 5/17/05
#387It That All There Is?
Posted: 1/20/06 at 2:58pmAlso, the gift bag includes a designer t-shirt withe following printed on the front: I ATTENDED BRENDAN STRYKERS FUNERAL AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY T-SHIRT!
#388It That All There Is?
Posted: 1/20/06 at 3:22pm
jaily...the comments rolling around in my head right now from your drink comment. Please make them stop !!!
Yenta does the back of the shirt say.....THE END?
pattifan2
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/12/04
#389It That All There Is?
Posted: 1/20/06 at 3:31pmBoobs, I think you'll find the back of the tee-shirt reads 'Sandy, this is just the beginning....'
Dollypop
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
#390It That All There Is?
Posted: 1/20/06 at 5:07pm[Ty Pennington continues to console The Widow Stryker]
#391It That All There Is?
Posted: 1/20/06 at 7:20pmis this service not over yet???? oh well. going home to make more green bean casarole.
BoxFive
Leading Actor Joined: 1/25/05
#392It That All There Is?
Posted: 1/20/06 at 7:46pmWake me when he breaks out of his tomb and heals the sick, thank you and goodnight.
Dollypop
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
#394It That All There Is?
Posted: 1/20/06 at 10:55pmYou people are obsessed with a dead person.
"I broke the boundaries. It wasn't cool to be in plays- especially if you were in sports & I was in both." - Ashton Kutcher
#395It That All There Is?
Posted: 1/20/06 at 11:15pmWhy am I missing the dead in this thread? Where did BS or CM2 go?
Dollypop
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
#396It That All There Is?
Posted: 1/21/06 at 7:11am
Supposedly a neighbor of BS (CM2) logged onto BS' computer and IM'd Beergoggles that BS was killed "in a tragic accident". The whole story is extrmely specious. Beergoggles hasn't been around since Brendan "died". Could Beergoggles and BS be one and the same?
Now, let me go back to my grieving.
pattifan2
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/12/04
#397It That All There Is?
Posted: 1/21/06 at 11:08am
Dollypop, I overhead a conversation involving Brendan's Mom over by the buffet. I think it may explaine what caused Brendan's 'problem' and what made him 'special'....
"When Brendan was twelve, we rented a shetland pony for his birthday party and he and his friends were leading the pony around and.....I turned to get the phone....and the pony kicked him....here (gestures to her head)...he fell..it seemed to take forever for him to fall."
popcultureboy
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/23/03
#398It That All There Is?
Posted: 1/21/06 at 11:17amYes, Phantom2, we are. We're also obsessed with the fact you have the longest signature and it's annoying.
#399It That All There Is?
Posted: 1/21/06 at 11:32amAhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
"I broke the boundaries. It wasn't cool to be in plays- especially if you were in sports & I was in both." - Ashton Kutcher
#400It That All There Is?
Posted: 1/21/06 at 12:17pm
you mean people have actually read that whole signature?
bagels and creamcheese with chives, and Starbucks for everyone
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