Brendan Stryker: The Memorial Service — Page 16
#379
Posted: 1/20/06 at 2:18pm
This is a funeral/all you can eat buffet. I have prepared an authentic Caeser Salad with homemade garlic croutons and freshly grated importee parmesan cheese.
#380
Posted: 1/20/06 at 2:23pm
I hear they're gonna hand out gift bags when it's over...there's a movie with Rick Donovan in them...after all Brendan did meet him. I wonder what else will be in the bag. Needless to say the bag is a picture of Brendan.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#381
Posted: 1/20/06 at 2:25pm
Boobs, you know how much Brendan would've loved those gift bags. They'd have to include gold nipple rings, of course, and a baseball cap with the logo 'I met Rick Donovan'.
...fragment of the day...
#382
Posted: 1/20/06 at 2:28pm
And what about the authentic Rick Donovan condoms? I have heard that they might be a collector's item some day. But then again, who the heck collects condoms?
#383
Posted: 1/20/06 at 2:31pm
I hope you're not suggesting the gift bag includes anything other than unopened ones, TGCY2.....
...fragment of the day...
#384
Posted: 1/20/06 at 2:50pm
I wonder if Brendan froze any of his sperm? Who will carry his love child?
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#385
Posted: 1/20/06 at 2:54pm
Also in the gift bag are Dolly Pop's world famous pignoli cookies. I have heard they are quite good. In fact, he is adept at the art of baking. He is a master baker.
#386
Posted: 1/20/06 at 2:54pm
*just realized that those weren't ice cubes I put in my drink*
Hrm...no wonder my martini looks like a white russian...
Hrm...no wonder my martini looks like a white russian...
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#387
Posted: 1/20/06 at 2:58pm
Also, the gift bag includes a designer t-shirt withe following printed on the front: I ATTENDED BRENDAN STRYKERS FUNERAL AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY T-SHIRT!
#388
Posted: 1/20/06 at 3:22pm
jaily...the comments rolling around in my head right now from your drink comment. Please make them stop !!!
Yenta does the back of the shirt say.....THE END?
Yenta does the back of the shirt say.....THE END?
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#389
Posted: 1/20/06 at 3:31pm
Boobs, I think you'll find the back of the tee-shirt reads 'Sandy, this is just the beginning....'
...fragment of the day...
#390
Posted: 1/20/06 at 5:07pm
[Ty Pennington continues to console The Widow Stryker]
"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)
#391
Posted: 1/20/06 at 7:20pm
is this service not over yet???? oh well. going home to make more green bean casarole.
Yes, I'm pinay. And I'm proud of it!
#392
Posted: 1/20/06 at 7:46pm
Wake me when he breaks out of his tomb and heals the sick, thank you and goodnight.
Unfledge them of their...perriwigs, And they appear like bald-cootes, in the nest.
Beaumont, Knt. Malta, (1616).
#394
Posted: 1/20/06 at 10:55pm
You people are obsessed with a dead person.
"I'm learning to dig deep down inside and find the truth within myself and put that out. I think what we identify with in popular music more than anything else is when someone just shares a truth that we can relate to. That's what I'm searching for in my music." - Ron Bohmer
"I broke the boundaries. It wasn't cool to be in plays- especially if you were in sports & I was in both." - Ashton Kutcher
"I broke the boundaries. It wasn't cool to be in plays- especially if you were in sports & I was in both." - Ashton Kutcher
#395
Posted: 1/20/06 at 11:15pm
Why am I missing the dead in this thread? Where did BS or CM2 go?
"He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion."
-- Author Unknown
#396
Posted: 1/21/06 at 7:11am
Supposedly a neighbor of BS (CM2) logged onto BS' computer and IM'd Beergoggles that BS was killed "in a tragic accident". The whole story is extrmely specious. Beergoggles hasn't been around since Brendan "died". Could Beergoggles and BS be one and the same?
Now, let me go back to my grieving.
Now, let me go back to my grieving.
"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)
#397
Posted: 1/21/06 at 11:08am
Dollypop, I overhead a conversation involving Brendan's Mom over by the buffet. I think it may explaine what caused Brendan's 'problem' and what made him 'special'....
"When Brendan was twelve, we rented a shetland pony for his birthday party and he and his friends were leading the pony around and.....I turned to get the phone....and the pony kicked him....here (gestures to her head)...he fell..it seemed to take forever for him to fall."
"When Brendan was twelve, we rented a shetland pony for his birthday party and he and his friends were leading the pony around and.....I turned to get the phone....and the pony kicked him....here (gestures to her head)...he fell..it seemed to take forever for him to fall."
...fragment of the day...
#398
Posted: 1/21/06 at 11:17am
Yes, Phantom2, we are. We're also obsessed with the fact you have the longest signature and it's annoying.
Nothing precious, plain to see, don't make a fuss over me. Not loud, not soft, but somewhere inbetween. Say sorry, just let it be the word you mean.
#399
Posted: 1/21/06 at 11:32am
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
"I'm learning to dig deep down inside and find the truth within myself and put that out. I think what we identify with in popular music more than anything else is when someone just shares a truth that we can relate to. That's what I'm searching for in my music." - Ron Bohmer
"I broke the boundaries. It wasn't cool to be in plays- especially if you were in sports & I was in both." - Ashton Kutcher
"I broke the boundaries. It wasn't cool to be in plays- especially if you were in sports & I was in both." - Ashton Kutcher
#400
Posted: 1/21/06 at 12:17pm
you mean people have actually read that whole signature?
bagels and creamcheese with chives, and Starbucks for everyone
bagels and creamcheese with chives, and Starbucks for everyone
It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story...
AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956
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