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Honestly, newbie that I am, I feel like any perceived cantankerous drama-queening-bitchiness from "everybuddy" here at BWW just gives it more coolness and credibility!
If it's a clique, then I should be so lucky.
(p.s. Boobs, nice new rack.)
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/4/04
Oh, you're going to fit in just fine. :)
my lollypop got stuck in the hair of the fluffy poodle.
ew, I hate hairy suckers.
fair, how did the guacamole Doritos work for you?
BWW bada**es,
I have to run because--no lie--I am taking my fluffy poodle to be groomed right now.
Since we're being mean and evil, I'll leave you with this: Doesn't it kind of speak for itself that Brooklyn had to sell OPENING NIGHT tickets at TKTS last night? Sad.
JOEY!
My face still smells like garlic.
fair, vanilla will take that smell away...
Now how in the world does your face smell like garlic?!?
she was using the dust from Guacamole Doritos as eye make-up in preparation for being Elphaba for Halloween...
Yeah, yesterday we were talking about Fluffy noodles and fluffy poodles and cheese doodles but I said the orange dust gets all over everything including the crabs and Joey said I could use it for make up and I said I wished cheese doodles came in green because I was going to be Elphie for halloween and it would be cheaper than buying the make up at Mac, so Joey suggested Guacamole doritos and I tried it and it worked but now my face smells like garlic.
"I said the orange dust gets all over everything including the crabs"
Fair... I would clear up your case of the crabs before you go trick or treating...hygiene first darling.
LOL...thats funny! I love Guacamole doritos!
I learned too that shaving down there doesn't cure crabs either. Yesterday was a day full of knowledge for Fair.
oh dear Fair...say it isnt so!
Fair...did you have to use the lighting fluid too???
I would, but it's true, shaving down there doesn't cure crabs at all, it just makes it easier to see them.
I told y'all that shaving wouldn't do the trick. Sulfuric acid won't either (don't ask) but you should check with your local library's large section on STD's if you have any questions.
OK, I gotta stop, I just grossed myself out.
Just set it on fire...it'll be the burning bush and everyone will think you're Moses.
But I'm a girl, I don't wanna be Moses.
You can be Mosesa, his latina sister.
Yes...Mosesa...you can give us the 12 Commandments too.
Just don't show us your red sea. ICK !!!
I use the excess from my Doritos to feed my crabs like fish food. I've come to love the little buggers.
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