Can The Adults Please Smoke? 30th Anniversary Special: Thirty, Dirty,Flirty and still FABULOUS! — Page 18

Deet, that's my laptop's name.

I know next to nothing about computers, so I enlisted the help of my friend's techie son. When Rap acts up, I just pick up the phone and call him or bring it over to him to check out for me.

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Oh.

I don't have a name for my mac at home.

At work I frequently call the PC they have for me to use "youf*c*ingpieceofsh*t." I guess that qualifies as a name?

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I just call my MAC...my MAC...I guess creativity runs in the family.

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My computer is in the witness protection program, so it's anonymous.

Moony, is it wrapped in non see through cellophane to protect itself? Kinda like your brown bagged self?

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Is it time to go home yet? Brisk days like this I like to stay in bed...I can't wait for one of those days.

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*buys Harris a box of commas*

Big hugs and kisses to Glebby, please!

Just have to share this:

THE SHOEBOX

A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years.
They had shared everything. They had talked about everything.
They had kept no secrets from each other except that the little
old woman had a shoe box in the top of her closet that she had
cautioned her husband never to open or ask her about.

For all of these years, he had never thought about the box, but
one day the little old woman got very sick and the doctor said
she would not recover.

In trying to sort out their affairs, the little old man took
down the shoe box and took it to his wife's bedside.

She agreed that it was time that he should know what was
in the box. When he opened it, he found two crocheted dolls
and a stack of money totaling $95,000.

He asked her about the contents. 'When we were to be married,'
she said, ' my grandmother told me the secret of a happy marriage
was to never argue. She told me that if I ever got angry with you,
I should just keep quiet and crochet a doll.'

The little old man was so moved; he had to fight back tears. Only two
precious dolls were in the box. She had only been angry with him two
times in all those years of living and loving. He almost burst with
happiness.

'Honey,' he said, 'that explains the doll, but what about all of this money?
Where did it come from?'

'Oh,' she said, 'that's the money I made from selling the dolls.'

My Ipod doesn't have a name. But, since Boobs' going away party, it's had a title. And, I'm very proud of it too.

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Q, I love that!

Deet - that's SO exciting!

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Yay D2!!!!!!!

My iphone and Mp3 player are both named Tinkerbell. Shocking, I know.

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it was clean and in the cabinet this morning, so whoever did take it had the decency to put it in the dishwasher last night at least, lol.

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