Can The Adults Please Smoke? 30th Anniversary Special: Thirty, Dirty,Flirty and still FABULOUS!- Page 195

[harris007]

Posted: 1/6/10 at 10:44am

the cows bring in cocoa* talked to the roomate last night turns out it was a misunderstanding its a long story

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 1/6/10 at 10:45am

Mornin' kiddies. I'm having a seriously craptastic day! Of course, I have three training session scheduled for Friday. I hate snow!

[shira467]

Posted: 1/6/10 at 10:49am

It's a bit chilly here, but not like the East.

Mornin' all.

[bdwaygirl]

Posted: 1/6/10 at 10:53am

Harris, don't fall for that!

Powerpointing and not happy about it! Crappy template they gave me to work with. I'm refusing to use it.

[midnghtdolphin]

Posted: 1/6/10 at 11:14am

just for the record. my father is an ass. in case that wasn't apparent.

[shameless]

Posted: 1/6/10 at 12:35pm

Hey Ya'll!

Harris, I can't think of any possible excuse for not picking up the phone and calling you, but if you're willing to forgive and move on, then good for you!

[Bluemoon]

Posted: 1/6/10 at 12:37pm

Really Harris? REALLY? What was the excuse?

[harris007]

Posted: 1/6/10 at 1:33pm

Its a long story. But they thought I was coming home around 8 and staying there. The reason why he was freaked was he had this friend that I thoighy wadiner cute commong over to be my date for the night. Cus I told him how past nye have sucked . So He was trying to do that and clean and looked freaked cus I was home earlyer them expected. And this is true cus he mom called me 3 called me 3 times that night . She heard o freaked out and left. She was ing to to. Me. All about it. And to get me to come back .

[harris007]

Posted: 1/6/10 at 1:39pm

And to make matters worce his step dad got taken to hospital that nite

[brdlwyr]

Posted: 1/6/10 at 1:40pm

Oh, I just noticed it was humping day! Hmm, I wonder what is for dinner?

[Bluemoon]

Posted: 1/6/10 at 1:41pm

Babelfish is having a hard time translating that paragraph, harris.

[YouWantitWhen????]

Posted: 1/6/10 at 1:44pm

So, I think:

Long story. My roommate thought I was coming home around 8, and staying home for the night. My roommate had a surprise for me, a cute boy coming over to be my date for NYE, but it was a surprise, to help make sure this NYE did not suck like previous NYE's have (just avoid how sucking can make a very good NYE). I, unfortunately, came home much earlier than thought, which interrupted both his cleaning for the party, and his plan to surprise me with a yummy date. So, he panicked and told me a lie to get me out of the house so he could finish cleaning and get my surprise ready. I believe him because his mom tried to call me three times on NYE after she heard I freaked out over the misunderstanding. She was also trying to reach me via IM (guessing here) to try and get me to return home so I could enjoy the party and the surprise date.

EDIT - to make matters even worse, my roomies step dad went to the hospital that night as well.



Updated On: 1/6/10 at 01:44 PM

[Bluemoon]

Posted: 1/6/10 at 1:46pm

Ahhhhh! Good that you're fluent in harris-speak, YWIW. Thanks!

[shameless]

Posted: 1/6/10 at 1:55pm

"thoighy wadiner"

Seriously, Harris, that's horrible even by your standards.

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 1/6/10 at 1:59pm

That does not explain the having the party/not having the party/having the party that began the whole thing.

[YouWantitWhen????]

Posted: 1/6/10 at 2:02pm

The gist is that he was having a party, but wanted for some reason to surprise Harris with the cute boy, so told them that there was no party. But, I am just guessing here.

[bdwaygirl]

Posted: 1/6/10 at 2:36pm

And I think the whole thing is malarkey. But I'm cynical that way.

[YouWantitWhen????]

Posted: 1/6/10 at 2:47pm

I think there may be some shenanigans there as well. I was just trying to translate Harris-speak.

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 1/6/10 at 2:48pm

But, when the roomie told Harris that the party was canceled, Harris made plans to stay at his brothers. Harris said he popped in to get clothes -- he wasn't expected home at all. Come on Harris, 'splain.

[D2]

Posted: 1/6/10 at 2:49pm

"Seriously, Harris, that's horrible even by your standards."

ROFLMAO! Shamey, I love you.

[shameless]

Posted: 1/6/10 at 3:27pm

MWAH, Deet!

And, I still haven't deciphered those two words.

But, the point is that Harris has accepted the explanation, and I'm cool with that. There's nothing worse than being at war with a roommate.

[harris007]

Posted: 1/6/10 at 3:59pm

sorry i was on the metro trying to type on blackberry

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 1/6/10 at 4:07pm

I hoep i am typing okay becaise I gouged ot my i's when i red wut harros wrotd

[shameless]

Posted: 1/6/10 at 4:13pm

LOL! EVIL!!!!

[bdwaygirl]

Posted: 1/6/10 at 4:14pm

Hahaha!!!


Where has the day gone?! I feel like I've been a step behind all day, and nothing that I had planned to get done did, because of all these other things that popped up and were more important. I intensely dislike days like this!